A hero kills people, people that wish him harm. A hero is part human and part supernatural. A hero is born out of a childhood trauma, or out of a disaster, that must be avenged.

Dwight Schrute's my hero. Who'd know I would be able to contact him via christian guitar site.
Peace~Adam

ah Thrash my boy, time for a new life of shuffling your feet, and lots of UUUUNNNNHHH.

help!!! Zombies!!!

I swear, it's not a bite, just a scratch!

fairly well. I am considering branching out into the untapped market of beet wine. one glass of beet wine has enough potent beet goodness to intoxicate a full grown brangus bull.

Hey, how's the beet business?

Thanks, MtlMom!

Happy birthday!

That would take more Schrute Bucks than you currently have. No negative Schrute Buck balances allowed.

I desire a shoe that can increase my speed without leaving any tracks. Can I exchange a Shrute Buck for a shoe store recommendation?