If you want a "spoiler alert" warning, you should stick to the My Little Ponies message boards. Suffice to say, Angela and I did not see eye to eye on child rearing. As I am superior in height to most homo sapiens, I am used to this.

I have only seen the first 119 "episodes" of your exploits on Netflix. You just spoiled the upcoming ones that are not documented on Netflix yet.

I lost money on that whole "angela carrying my genius offspring" contract. and the Firebird needed a new Transmission. I keep a loaded .959 calibre JDJ inside the engine block of the Firebird, as we all know you are exposed and susceptible to attacks from behind while you check the oil dipstick. one day while driving Michael's laundry from the dry cleaners, I inadvertently ran over a large fast moving ground hog on Interstate 81. the resultant bump discharged the rifle, puncturing the Transmission chassis.

I thought with all the beet money flowing in that you would have had plenty of cash to buy the office.

I did inherit Schrute Farms. Moes retains a small portion, but he doesn't count for more than .625% of the overall net worth, including the beets silo. You think I paid cash for the office park that contains Vance Refrigeration and Dunder Mifflin? Pfffft.

I thought .you inherited Schrute Farms

I already have a mortgage

If you were to apply for a mortgage what name would go on the application.

would I have to be normal to have a normal name?

howdy

whats your normal name?