Good luck with that one...
User name changes aren't done anymore, except in extreme circumstances...such as
this:
Quote:
(edited for relevance)
You're in the witness protection program because you testified in a landmark case against a vicious candy store-robbing criminal - the notorious "Vinny the Lollipop". As the officers escorted the convicted Vinny out of the courtroom, he vowed to have his revenge the day he was released... that's right... he swore to steal all of your Easter candy. Three years later, Vinny (a free man once again) and the Mafia have tracked you down by finding your username on CGR, and the only way for you to remain unharmed by Vinny the Lollipop is to change your username to "Josh Eat Radio" and move to Portugal, where you would spend the rest of your days.
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