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Old 04-03-2005, 11:59 AM   #1
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This is the NEW Church of CPF.





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Old 04-03-2005, 01:22 PM   #2
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Here, here!

This is the NEW Church of CPF.





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I tell all who follow the one true belief to turn away from this pagan house of evilness. it was started by a flamingo. go to the real one!
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Old 04-03-2005, 01:44 PM   #3
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I tell all who follow the one true belief to turn away from this pagan house of evilness. it was started by a flamingo. go to the real one!
Well, that's certainly a Godly way to treat brothers and sisters in Christ!

BTW, I didn't start this church, I'm a girl. I can't be the pastor. I'm only the secretary. Our church is currently reviewing pastoral applicants. Any takers?
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Well, that's certainly a Godly way to treat brothers and sisters in Christ!

BTW, I didn't start this church, I'm a girl. I can't be the pastor. I'm only the secretary. Our church is currently reviewing pastoral applicants. Any takers?
Me! I want to be pastor! Just let me know your theology is correct, tell me why you started a new church, and let me know if people can get married in this church.
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Old 04-03-2005, 03:51 PM   #5
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I tell all who follow the one true belief to turn away from this pagan house of evilness. it was started by a flamingo. go to the real one!
The fact that it was started by a flamingo makes it that much better, Orion.
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as long as it endorses the supreme reign of ernstianism.
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Old 04-03-2005, 08:56 PM   #8
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This church was started because we figured the other church needed a sister church to get together and have special functions with and to join teams for missions while having an intimate, personal atmosphere between the leader and flock.

Our theology? Well, that is a very broad topic.

As our name implies, we believe in Jesus Christ who died and rose on the cross for the atonement of our sins. We believe in the trinity. Sola fide, sola scriptura, sola gloria and all of those sola's... and potluck dinners ... yeah!!!

We can do weddings, funerals, baptisms, dedications ... but we don't do easter padgents or christmas specials. Easter for us is called communion.

We still need a pastor!
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