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Old 03-30-2005, 10:30 PM   #1
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What's the difference...
Post funny "What's the difference..." jokes here.

I'll start:

Q: What's the difference between an orchestra and a bull?
A: On a bull, the horns are in the front and the "butt" is in the back.

Q: What's the difference between God and a conductor?
A: God knows that He's not a conductor.

Q: What's the difference between Kutless and a vacuum cleaner?
A: You have to plug the vacuum cleaner in before it sucks.

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"(a) Marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman.
(b) This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or
recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.
Texas Constitution, Article I, Section 32"
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Old 03-30-2005, 10:35 PM   #2
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Q: What's the difference between an oboe and an onion?
A: Nobody cries when you chop up an oboe.

Q: What's the difference between a tuba and a trampoline?
A: You take off your shoes before you jump on the trampoline.

Q: What's the difference between a drummer and a sack of garbage?
A: The garbage gets taken out at least once a week.
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(b) This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or
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Old 03-30-2005, 10:39 PM   #3
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Q: What's the difference between a conductor and a sack of fertilizer?
A: The sack.

Q: What's the difference between a baritone saxophone and a chain saw?
A: The exhaust.

Q: What's the difference between alto clef and Greek?
A: Some people can actually read Greek.
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(b) This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or
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Texas Constitution, Article I, Section 32"
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Old 03-30-2005, 10:42 PM   #4
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Quote:
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Post funny "What's the difference..." jokes here.
You've already violated the rules, Nate....the ones you've posted, besides the Kutless one, aren't funny
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Old 03-30-2005, 10:43 PM   #5
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You wouldn't know funny if it bit your nose.
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Old 03-30-2005, 10:45 PM   #6
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You wouldn't know funny if it bit your nose.
That would be funny.
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Old 03-30-2005, 10:50 PM   #7
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You wouldn't know funny if it bit your nose.
I know who's not funny, you, since you haven't bit me on the nose
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Old 03-30-2005, 10:51 PM   #8
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whats the difference between STeven Segall and 10,00 Ewoks?
The Ewoks can act.
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Old 03-30-2005, 10:55 PM   #9
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Q: What's the difference between Chris and Sephiroth?
A: Sephiroth isn't Canadian.
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Old 03-30-2005, 10:58 PM   #10
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Q: What's the difference between CGR and heroin?
A: Heroin addicts stand a chance of recovery.

Q: What's the difference between CPF and talking to a brick wall?
A: You'll waste less time talking to a brick wall.
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Old 03-30-2005, 11:12 PM   #11
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Q: What's the difference between Chris and Sephiroth?
A: Sephiroth isn't Canadian.
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Old 03-31-2005, 09:00 AM   #12
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Q: What's the difference between CGR and heroin?
A: Heroin addicts stand a chance of recovery.

Q: What's the difference between CPF and talking to a brick wall?
A: You'll waste less time talking to a brick wall.
I like both of these.
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Old 03-31-2005, 10:02 AM   #13
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Q: What's the difference between an oboe and a bassoon?
A: The bassoon burns longer.

Q: What's the difference between a soprano and a pirhana?
A: The lipstick.

Q: Whats the difference between Democracy and Feudalism?
A: With Feudalism, it's your count that votes!
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Old 03-31-2005, 10:04 PM   #14
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You wouldn't know funny if it bit your nose.
Hey wait, according to this thread I am equivalent to funny. Does that mean I have to go around biting noses? Cause sometimes they taste bad.
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