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Old 03-28-2005, 10:09 PM   #1
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A bad argument for hymns.
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Originally Posted by AV1611
Must we set aside the great hymns of the faith and replace them with "Who put the bop in the Bible shee-bop shee-bop?" and "Ram-a-lam-a-ding-dong for Jesus?"

Must "What a Friend We Have in Jesus" be replaced with "The Dude upstairs is so cool, doo whoppa, doo whoppa doo?"
See for yourself.

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"(a) Marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman.
(b) This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or
recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage.
Texas Constitution, Article I, Section 32"
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Old 03-28-2005, 10:12 PM   #2
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that was a scary article, Nate.
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Old 03-28-2005, 10:15 PM   #3
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What the heck? That is... I can't even come up with a word.
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Old 03-28-2005, 10:18 PM   #4
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Sadly enough, their fake CCM "hymn replacement" lyrics sound a heckuva lot like Nicole C. Mullen.
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"(a) Marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman.
(b) This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or
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Texas Constitution, Article I, Section 32"
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Old 03-28-2005, 10:19 PM   #5
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did u look at the site name??? av1611. . . anybody, anybody? can you not see that it is a form of 666!!! hehehe
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Old 03-28-2005, 10:23 PM   #6
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Oddly enough, it almost is. "A" could be an article, "V1" could be interpreted as "VI," or 6 in Roman numerals, "6" is obviously 6, so that just leaves the final "11." hmmm....
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(b) This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or
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Old 03-28-2005, 10:29 PM   #7
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Old 03-28-2005, 11:33 PM   #8
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Why are they attacking my mommy's music?
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Old 03-29-2005, 12:43 AM   #9
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What the ****? Oh wait, it's av1611: I've come to expect that sort of thing from them.
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Old 03-29-2005, 01:45 AM   #10
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And now that we have "Christian" heavy metal, acid and (get this) Christian New Age, can "Christian" Marlboros wrapped in New Testament parchment be far behind?
Yeah, they're like Testamints.

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Old 03-29-2005, 01:48 AM   #11
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indeed. i love the doowop bible song. I hear it reached number 214234 in ten counties in North Dakota
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Old 03-29-2005, 05:19 AM   #12
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I can't believe you just mentioned North Dakota.
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Old 03-29-2005, 07:16 AM   #14
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I can't even come up with a word.
How about...

Inconceivable!
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