What really makes someone attractive..

tht00 · 02-13-2005, 02:32 PM

the question is, attractive to what?

with electrical(static) and magnetic charges, they both attract neutrally charged particles... however, they will repel like-charged objects... or poles of an object of like-charged particles.

so, if your interested in attracting neutral dust, charge yourself (+ or -) with static electricity. if iron-filings are your thing, magnetize yourself.

Micahb · 02-13-2005, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by tht00

the question is, attractive to what?

with electrical(static) and magnetic charges, they both attract neutrally charged particles... however, they will repel like-charged objects... or poles of an object of like-charged particles.

so, if your interested in attracting neutral dust, charge yourself (+ or -) with static electricity. if iron-filings are your thing, magnetize yourself.

...*woosh*

Jonodude · 02-13-2005, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by tht00

the question is, attractive to what?

with electrical(static) and magnetic charges, they both attract neutrally charged particles... however, they will repel like-charged objects... or poles of an object of like-charged particles.

so, if your interested in attracting neutral dust, charge yourself (+ or -) with static electricity. if iron-filings are your thing, magnetize yourself.

I wonder, how many other good jokes have you ruined?

**adamwagg** · 02-13-2005, 04:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Insane Drummer

This is me in real life, its just an allegory or analogy or a metapor or whatever.

I am the magnet.

All the ladies that come running are the metal shavings.

You have summed up my dream life perfectly.

**mtlmouth** · 02-13-2005, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonodude

I wonder, how many other good jokes have you ruined?

It was a good joke to begin with??

DreamChaser · 02-13-2005, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by adamwagg

This is me in real life, its just an allegory or analogy or a metapor or whatever.

I am the magnet.

All the ladies that come running are the metal shavings.

You have summed up my dream life perfectly.

Heya,

Being trampled by ladies has never been a good thing, that I can remember.

Sunkist · 02-13-2005, 06:04 PM

You know, when I saw the title of this thread, I thought, "Oh, this is going to be something about magnets..."

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Originally Posted by Insane Drummer

...and there it is.

Insane Drummer · 02-13-2005, 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Sunkist

You know, when I saw the title of this thread, I thought, "Oh, this is going to be something about magnets..."...and there it is.

That is because you can read me like a cheap comic book...

tht00 · 02-13-2005, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Jonodude

I wonder, how many other good jokes have you ruined?

Lightknight · 02-13-2005, 09:31 PM

I cannot lie...

It's big butts...

Lyle · 02-13-2005, 09:49 PM

Note: He wants honest, heart felt answers.. Jason did not say "What makes a person really attractive." But rather "What really make a person attractive."

Anwser: nothing, you're all unattractive

Lyle · 02-13-2005, 10:05 PM

No wait, that wasn't even a question.... Hrm...

bus faucet · 02-13-2005, 10:22 PM

Nate · 02-13-2005, 10:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Lightknight

I cannot lie...

It's big butts...

You know, I never did understand that song. It has two completely independent clauses strung together with a conjunction as if they were related, but they don't seem to be related in any way whatsoever. Example: "I like big butts [there's clause 1] and [there's the conjunction] I cannot lie [there's clause 2]." I ask you, what does the fact that he likes big butts have to do with the fact that he cannot lie?