Pointless Songs You've Written

MMHMM RK · 02-12-2005, 09:01 AM

Has anyone ever written just a pointless song. Me and my friends do all the time. If you have post them here. (This should be interesting)

mattslope · 02-12-2005, 10:46 AM

Snowman!

MMHMM RK · 02-12-2005, 10:48 AM

What are the lyrics?

natedawg5280 · 02-12-2005, 10:53 AM

The Eradication of Spam

VERSE

The amount of crappy Spam
Needs to be destroyed
Populating this wonderful earth
With their pointless messages of victory
You win a dvd player
You win a play-stas-ion
You win a laser pointer
Is there anything I’ve forgotten?
It must be won
The battle against Spam
I can’t afford a pop up blocker
Oh what will I do?

CHORUS

SPAM MUST BE ERADICATED
FULLY ETARNALLY DEFEATED
SPAM MUST BE ERADICATED
SEND IT TO THE PITS OF HELL
SPAM MUST BE ERADICATED
POP UP BLOCKERS NEVER DO THE JOB
SPAM MUST BE ERADICATED
YAAAAAA!

**mtlmouth** · 02-12-2005, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by natedawg5280

The Eradication of Spam

VERSE

The amount of crappy Spam
Needs to be destroyed
Populating this wonderful earth
With their pointless messages of victory
You win a dvd player
You win a play-stas-ion
You win a laser pointer
Is there anything I’ve forgotten?
It must be won
The battle against Spam
I can’t afford a pop up blocker
Oh what will I do?

CHORUS

SPAM MUST BE ERADICATED
FULLY ETARNALLY DEFEATED
SPAM MUST BE ERADICATED
SEND IT TO THE PITS OF HELL
SPAM MUST BE ERADICATED
POP UP BLOCKERS NEVER DO THE JOB
SPAM MUST BE ERADICATED
YAAAAAA!

Nate, stop the spam or we'll shoot that dog.

Jake the Snake · 02-12-2005, 11:05 AM

i can scream that for ya

MMHMM RK · 02-12-2005, 11:07 AM

NICE!!!!!!!

natedawg5280 · 02-12-2005, 11:11 AM

Sure, jake, do it!

Jake the Snake · 02-12-2005, 11:15 AM

i should record it for you, i'm a well accomplished screamer for my age......

natedawg5280 · 02-12-2005, 11:17 AM

I can't scream, I can growl and sound like a snake but scream.

Record it.

Jake the Snake · 02-12-2005, 11:21 AM

yea it really takes practice.

mattslope · 02-12-2005, 11:22 AM

Sir ROAB of ~~tony~~ Nathan put it to words:

MMHMM RK · 02-12-2005, 11:24 AM

Awsome!!!

stratguitarist · 02-12-2005, 12:57 PM

WHEN I GO OUT I PLAY IN THE STREET I GET HIT BY CARS I MAKE MASHED POTATOES I GET HIT BY CAAAARS!!!

ok so i didn't write that song but i wish i could say that i did.
reese roper is my hero

walkwjc · 02-14-2005, 09:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stratguitarist

WHEN I GO OUT I PLAY IN THE STREET I GET HIT BY CARS I MAKE MASHED POTATOES I GET HIT BY CAAAARS!!!

ok so i didn't write that song but i wish i could say that i did.
reese roper is my hero

This is a song I wrote about a potatoe to make fun of Korn. I recorded a version of this as a joke and posted it here .
*hard guitar* *scream* *hard guitar* *scream*
I was born in the ground dirt covered me
Life was sweet in my dark canopy
through out my life, I never saw the light
until the blade cut me out

then I was freeeee.......
yeah I was freeeee......
I was shaken from the ground by your machine
I was waaaaaashed
yeah I was waaaaaaashed
I was washed of the earth till I was pristine

I made the grade and my life changed
I was placed with others like me, so deranged
Then it was light, so so bright,
The florescence of it all caused me to grow

then I was freeeeee...
yeah I was freeeeee...
shaken from the bag by Mrs. Magee
I was waaaaaashed
Yeah I was waaaaaaashed
My skin was peeled from me, I didn't bleed

Brown as I was before, now pristine white
Longing for the dark again, stuck here in the light
the boiling water caresses me, my insides start to burn
cover me in darkness, for that earth I still yearn

yet I was freeeeeeee....
yeah I was freeeeeeeee...
boiled drained and salted she touched me
I was maaaaaaaashed
yeah I was maaaaaaaashed
mingled with my friends and served with beef

Thats my life, so contrite, the moment i first believed
There was something more than the dirt I was surround by
The light touched me, then was gone, in an instant I was returned to the ground
yeah *scream* yeah hear *scream*