01-18-2005, 05:42 PM
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#1 | | called to be pure
Joined: Jan 2005 Location: right about here. Posts: 503
| most embaressing moments Hey everybody,
how 'bout in here we all share our most embaressing moments? when i remember mine ill post it.
so...... who wants to be the first one??? |
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01-18-2005, 07:42 PM
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#2 | | call me Bojo!
Joined: Nov 2004 Posts: 1,259
| I do! Mine goes..... I'm playing my guitar with a bunch of friends(who are playing their guitar and drums) and there are some girls there that I've never met before so we're playing everthings going good and one of my strings break(my G) and one of my friends ask what string I broke(knowing what one it was) and so I told him, "I broke my G string". Well, as you can imagine everybody starts laughing and I soon catch on and after thinking about it for a while my friend set me up know that I was gonna say that I broke my g string. It's funny now but it wasn't then! |
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01-18-2005, 07:55 PM
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#3 | | Plays Guitar
Joined: Feb 2003 Location: Smack in the middle of Georgia Posts: 740
| That's funny. |
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01-18-2005, 08:50 PM
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#4 | | you DID find it.
Joined: Jan 2003 Location: detroitish... Posts: 4,003
| i am not really embarressed about anything. although this situation...i felt worse for the guy than i did for myself:
so im in drivers ed, driving around town for some road practice...switch drivers and this guy gets in the drivers seat...about 5 minutes later i get sick to my stomach...tell the instructer that, and he orders the guy to pull over. i run out of the car, throw up on the side of the road, and get back in. the kid has to drive me home. i felt so badly for him. and this is a totally true story. |
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01-18-2005, 09:02 PM
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#5 | | Insert catchy phrase here
Joined: Dec 2003 Location: Virginia Posts: 209
| ok i remember this like it was yesterday........i was in 4th grade and it was my first year in a new school cause i moved there, anyway i was sitting in class, and i had to snezze, so i did, but at the same time i farted, and the class, just busted out laughing, and i started crying, and to this day people still are like "hey remember when you farted in 4th grade." good times goood times.
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01-18-2005, 09:20 PM
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#6 | | doo wop.
Joined: Aug 2003 Location: Va Beach, Va Posts: 742
| i duno what's funnier...
when i was 5th grade and lived in italy... i was walking through the main plaza on a busy and very crowded nite. Well... sadly that nite i forgot to wear a belt with my very big shorts and of course...they fell down. I ran into the nearest alley freaked out. funny yet so embarrasing.
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one day... during a pep rally pretty much the whole school was going through the gym to go outside... and the gym door was about to close so I ran realyl fast to try to catch the door from closing.. well too late. it closed right before i got to it.. and bam.... i was plastered against the door, glasses smashed on my face, and the whole school heard it. @_@ |
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01-18-2005, 11:06 PM
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#7 | | called to be pure
Joined: Jan 2005 Location: right about here. Posts: 503
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Originally Posted by JESOd one day... during a pep rally pretty much the whole school was going through the gym to go outside... and the gym door was about to close so I ran realyl fast to try to catch the door from closing.. well too late. it closed right before i got to it.. and bam.... i was plastered against the door, glasses smashed on my face, and the whole school heard it. @_@ | That sounds like something out of a movie!! I'm still thinkin' of mine. |
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02-01-2005, 12:59 PM
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#8 | | Gone Golfing
Joined: Sep 2004 Location: Kentucky Posts: 1,538
| Of course this didn't happen to me it happen to someone else.  I related it earlier on another thread. Being scheduled to preach and putting on the lapel mike before the service started. Had to go to the bathroom and didn't realizr the mike was turned on. After urination with the passing of gas heard everyone laughing and realized the whole thing had been put over the speakers in the entire church. Still had to get up and preach
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02-01-2005, 01:15 PM
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#9 | | TheMarque
Joined: Aug 2004 Location: Kentucky Posts: 4,186
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Originally Posted by mlqurgw Of course this didn't happen to me it happen to someone else.  I related it earlier on another thread. Being scheduled to preach and putting on the lapel mike before the service started. Had to go to the bathroom and didn't realizr the mike was turned on. After urination with the passing of gas heard everyone laughing and realized the whole thing had been put over the speakers in the entire church. Still had to get up and preach  | That guy didnt pastor my church did he? Lol...I was talking to someone last night and they told me the same thing about a former pastor.  It actually might even be the same person! Being in kentucky and all... |
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02-01-2005, 01:25 PM
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#10 | | Custom User Title
Joined: Dec 2003 Location: Yes...I have one of those Posts: 2,353
| Mine is awful.
When I was 10-11 years old, I went to church camp. I was taking a shower and figuring that no one would know, I peed in the shower. One of the counselors (and she was really mean and a terrible counselor) somehow knew that someone peed in the shower. She knew that whoever peed in the shower was wearing an anklet. When this happened, I was wearing my anklet so she went around the camp looking for smoeone who was wearing this same-colored anklet as I was wearing. She asked me "hey, are you wearing an anklet?" I was like, "yeah" and I showed it to her. She told her sister (who was a fellow camper) that she saw me pee in the shower. They told everyone at camp and I was made fun of about it for a year. I couldn't make any friends at my church because of it |
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02-01-2005, 04:11 PM
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#11 | | New Lylebook
Joined: Jun 2002 Location: North Carolina Posts: 3,037
| Whoa.. Hold on.. That really happened? Did you persue legal action, because that is a federal offense....
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02-01-2005, 09:30 PM
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#13 | | fear is the mind killer
Joined: Jul 2002 Location: The Garden State Posts: 578
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Originally Posted by mlqurgw Of course this didn't happen to me it happen to someone else.  I related it earlier on another thread. Being scheduled to preach and putting on the lapel mike before the service started. Had to go to the bathroom and didn't realizr the mike was turned on. After urination with the passing of gas heard everyone laughing and realized the whole thing had been put over the speakers in the entire church. Still had to get up and preach  | Same thing happened to my pastor. My dad was working in the sound booth that Sunday and had to turn his microphone down really quickly.
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02-01-2005, 10:17 PM
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#14 | | Beyond Ordinary
Joined: Feb 2005 Location: Somewhere above you. Posts: 1,297
| my most embaressing moment............hmmm.......i think that would have to be:
One night the new police man came over for supper(i live in a town where everyone knows everyone) anyway he is 21 and rather good looking......  i was sitting on a chair eating my supper (i have a very non-formal family so we eat in the living room on the couches..etc...) and i was crossed legged...and was wearing sweat pants....anyways...my bird flies down off its cage onto the floor and my dog goes after it...i quickly lean over and scoop it up....when i go to stand up from a crossed legged position i stumble and step on the edge of my pants and down they go.....  ...i shall forever be scarred
rofl |
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02-02-2005, 01:11 PM
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#15 | | Plays Guitar
Joined: Feb 2003 Location: Smack in the middle of Georgia Posts: 740
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I know how that feels.
The pants thing, not the bird and the dog. |
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