| White Noise... ...sucked. BOO!
There! I scared you as much as this movie will.
I didnt come in expecting greatness. But I didnt expect this. I predected everything in the movie (except that dumb demon part beating him up...that was so retarted. No point and it didnt make sence), except I was suprised to see that the two main characters didnt have sex. I was expecting that so much, but its PG-13.
It is a movie that got a bunch of screams from the crowd, but not because its scary, but because it relied on cheap jump parts. You saw in the commercial where its really quiet, he is up against the screen and *bam* loud noise and there is something screaming up against the screen. ALL the movie's "scarry" parts are like that. Its ok once in a while, but if you want a freaky movie you should at least a few good parts that is like "wow...thats creepy...Im not going to sleep".
And the entire way through, I was thinking "Ok, this sucks, but a good ending can pull it all together" but no. TERRIBLE ending. Remember on Oceans Eleven when at the end you were left with a "wait...what just happened?" type of thing, but in a good way? White Noise left me with that, but in a bad way. I was confused because it was so dumb that I couldnt beleive they would even bother putting it in.
Please. Dont see this movie. Save your money. Go buy Finding Neverland the day it comes out.
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