The Drones Club

**Small** · 01-03-2005, 06:12 PM

Definitely, the difference being, if we all woke up one morning and discovered how pitiful we really are, then the streets would be empty, seeing as we'd all be too ashamed to show our hides out of doors. Also, we'd probably start apologizing to everyone we meet, and acting sheepish.... It would totally screw up the world. Not that the world isn't screwed up, just sayin' that things would become less normal, if perchance we saw our true selves in a mirror.

furthermore, today was the first day back on school, and it actually went pretty well. Kudos to my angel for that, huh?

Well, if people improvise, I'm thinking they generally have a rhythm guitar going so loudly that when his originality gives out, and the lead guitarist starts blasting out Mary Had A Little Lamb through a grunge pedal, that there's probably a roadie on hand to turn his amp off, or rip his cord out of the socket....(POW!)

I should put a link to my blog in my sig...but laziness prevails.

Oh, hey, I posted my new song on the Songwriting Forum, checkitout: It's called Swan Song for the Moon.

I finally finished my Wodehouse Compilation. exactly what I'll read now is pretty much up in the air, so if you recommend something, I'll think about it.

Tata.

sabertooth181 · 01-03-2005, 08:56 PM

i go back on wednesday

im kind of ready, as im getting bored. i should arrange mary had a little lamb in jimi hendrix style

**Small** · 01-04-2005, 08:57 PM

Yeah, that would sound cool... Weird, but cool.

Has anybody ever noticed how if you drink caffeine, just before you go to bed, you don't stay awake, you just sleep really well?

I should try that one again.

Not much of anything happened today, and consequently you will get next thing to nothing from me. Sorry, January isn't really very noteworthy.

Later dudes, or rather, later dude.

sabertooth181 · 01-05-2005, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Small

Yeah, that would sound cool... Weird, but cool.

Has anybody ever noticed how if you drink caffeine, just before you go to bed, you don't stay awake, you just sleep really well?

I should try that one again.

Not much of anything happened today, and consequently you will get next thing to nothing from me. Sorry, January isn't really very noteworthy.

Later dudes, or rather, later dude.

yes, blogs can be extremely boring if theres nothing to talk about. i always start shivering if i consume even just 12oz. of coke. i hate to see what woujld happen if i started hittin the whiskey

mattslope · 01-05-2005, 04:23 PM

This makes me laugh:

sabertooth181 · 01-05-2005, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by mattslope

This makes me laugh:

hah, that rocks

**Small** · 01-10-2005, 10:02 PM

Hey! I'm back.

I spent the weekend out in the great state of Somewhere Where My Family Is. Sorry for the lack of postings, not much to report, but if there is, I'll try tomorrow.

I gotta agree. "seizure" rocks, it makes me laugh and gives me a headache, all at once... Later dudes...

**Small** · 01-14-2005, 07:09 AM

"Hey Mister empty blog! long time no....."

Following this short, if one-sided exchange, he fell to the ground, completely ruined by the desolation of his poor little blog, he lay in the dust at the bottom of the computer moniter, twitching now and again, and making small noises such as a door makes when it hasn't been opened since the dawn of time...

--Excerpt from the autobiography of Small

mattslope · 01-14-2005, 02:55 PM

I wish I had an autobiography. I don't see you often in the Cheap Post Forum, but if I do, I will be sure to say "Howdy".

**Small** · 01-15-2005, 07:02 AM

Yeah, I should waste more of my time over there. I could actually write my biography over there. Or at least, I could keep making up excerpts from it, such as the one following:

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Originally Posted by Small's Autobiography

He then opened his blog and scrolled to the final page, wherein he found a post from Mattslope, he then proceeded to tap keyboard keys in such a manner that he found himself writing as follows: Yeah, I should waste more of my time over there. I could actually write my biography over there. Or at least, I could keep making up excerpts from it, such as the one following:

Hey, know what else? I finally got contacts!!!! BOO-YA GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!
I'm really actually pretty pleased with that development in my little career. Maybe I'll go check out the Cheap Post Forum now.

Later, all.

sabertooth181 · 01-15-2005, 10:05 PM

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Originally Posted by Small

Hey, know what else? I finally got contacts!!!! BOO-YA GRANDMA!!!!!!!!!

i have contacts. i can see alot better with them than with glasses.

**Small** · 01-17-2005, 09:15 PM

With me it's not so much that as the fact that they're only about eighty times less annoying than glasses, plus they don't pop off your noggin in the midst of a soccer game, causing you to cry out loudly.

And then everybody stops.

In other news, I got geeky shoes! Ain't it wunnerful?
Oh yes, so it is.

Nothing much is happening in life, outside of schoolwork and guitar.

sabertooth181 · 01-18-2005, 04:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Small

With me it's not so much that as the fact that they're only about eighty times less annoying than glasses, plus they don't pop off your noggin in the midst of a soccer game, causing you to cry out loudly.

yes, that is a fairly good reason.

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Originally Posted by Small

In other news, I got geeky shoes! Ain't it wunnerful?

i got some new shoes too. i dont think theyre geeky though

**Small** · 01-18-2005, 07:50 PM

Hey, there's nothing wrong with geeky shoes, they make me look very punk....
sort of like Chuck Taylors, only not that cool. Still, who knows?

Later, maybe.

**Small** · 01-19-2005, 09:49 PM

I'm back, and not only am I the first recipient of the SMALL AWARD, but I am now one of the co-captains of the "My Blog is Weird; Weird Blogs are Ghetto Fabulous" club.
I don't need to tell you who the other co-captain is, because you (sabertooth181) happen to be the only other person who reads this blog, so it's totally pointless.

If that's not a humongous compliment, I don't know what is. Anyway, the inaugeration is tomorrow, so, I suppose I shall be watching from afar, trying to stay ahead of Salarzo and the Frenchmen.

School went well, in other news....

Another quote from my autobiography:

Small moved forward quietly, he trod lightly upon the floor, so as not to disturb himself; he was, after all, asleep. Briefly, he pondered the possibility of waking himself up, but knew in his heart that it would do no good, and that the alarm clock would have to do it. He gave a shaking sob.

Small started up from the bed, alarmed, and concerned for the well-being of small;
"Small, what's wrong?"
"Nothing, Small, go back to sleep."
"Not with you blubbering your soul out in such a manner!" replied the other.