[Mattlock]

One day El Scorcho, a Mexican police officer, went to his friend’s house.

His friend was Buddy Holly, singer/guitarist extraordinaire.

Aside from their regular jobs, El Scorcho and Buddy Holly were superheroes.

At Buddy’s house, they both got on their new computer.

They found out that Maldroit, their arch-enemy had escaped from jail and was heading to Texas!

They climbed in their signature car, the Pinkerton-mobile, and took off!

On the way to Texas, they were pulled over by no other than... The Iowa Mafia!

But instead of being beaten and thrown in jail, all the IM wanted was the friend’s autographs.

There was no time for delay, the duo had to get to Texas!

They floored the Pinkerton-mobile and took off!

Now in Texas, our heroes had to find Maldroit.

The problem was, Texas is huge.

On a cattle-ranch, they spotted Maldroit’s side kick, Billie Joe Armstrong.

Now Billie knew what would happen if he didn’t tell the duo where Maldroit was. So he turned him over.

But Maldroit didn’t give up. He escaped!

He slipped in a mud puddle.

El Scorcho and Buddy Holly captured him and put him in the Pinkerton-mobile.

Soon enough, they hurried the evil Maldroit back to prison!

The world was safe, for now.

El Scorcho and Buddy Holly went back to their original jobs as a Police officer and singer.

[Andrew]

What kind of computer was it?

[Mattlock]

Dell Dimension desktop, complete with a DVD/CD burner, and a DVD player. Plus a bunch of other spiffy things that come with Dells...

[Andrew]

Originally Posted by skilletswitch

Dell Dimension desktop, complete with a DVD/CD burner, and a DVD player. Plus a bunch of other spiffy things that come with Dells...

These two men were probably homosexual, then.

[Mattlock]

I don't know.