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Old 11-02-2004, 09:31 PM   #1
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An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."

The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the previous question, was "Why?"

The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."

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Old 11-02-2004, 10:06 PM   #2
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lol... nice...
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Old 11-02-2004, 10:13 PM   #3
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HEY! No one was supposed to know but me and the police Who told you?
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Old 11-03-2004, 11:46 AM   #4
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lol nice
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Old 11-03-2004, 02:59 PM   #5
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All of you have said "nice" but I will say SWEET! Oh I sound like a wigger....

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Old 11-03-2004, 03:10 PM   #6
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I didn't say nice. I didn't think it was nice of Jonodude to share my private business I mean this is America, people.
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Old 11-03-2004, 10:46 PM   #7
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funny, i beleive ur just trying to make it funnier like that frodo. but that parts a bit dumb, sorry.
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Old 11-04-2004, 10:50 AM   #8
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I know, I was having a dumb moment. geez. lighten up!
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