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That was unnecessary and unhelpful, Nitrate. This is neither the crude/cruel joke nor the cheap post forum.
In His love,
Nate
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"(a) Marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman.
(b) This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or
recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage. Texas Constitution, Article I, Section 32"
DON'T USE RAT POISON! Anti-freeze works much better!
But seriously... what I would do... I would feed them. Get them to become your "friends" and then, one day, if you're running low on food, you can kill it, cook it, then eat it. My friend said that cats taste like chicken. That story behind how he ate the cat leg is freakin' hilarious... but I'll only tell you if you pm me and ask.
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That was unnecessary and unhelpful, Nitrate. This is neither the crude/cruel joke nor the cheap post forum.
In His love,
Nate
I was serious.... you can eat cats....
and if he wanted to end up killing them... Anti-freeze woulld work better/faster.
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And I hear it tastes good.
It does... I tasted some once. But I didn't swallow it. (Maybe that's why I am the way I am?)
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Ok. Screw my attempt to actually help this guy. Thread closed.
In His love,
Nate
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"(a) Marriage in this state shall consist only of the union of one man and one woman.
(b) This state or a political subdivision of this state may not create or
recognize any legal status identical or similar to marriage. Texas Constitution, Article I, Section 32"