Mara's Anti-Advice Thread - Everything you SHOULDN'T do.

**Mara** · 09-20-2004, 11:09 AM

Yep. I may not be good at giving advice, but I can tell you what not to do!!!

guitarmonkey<>< · 09-20-2004, 11:11 AM

How many possums does it take to screw in a polish lightbulb,

x(y*2) = polish man ( possums) -lightbulb

something is missing

**Mara** · 09-20-2004, 11:13 AM

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Originally Posted by guitarmonkey<><

How many possums does it take to screw in a polish lightbulb,

x(y*2) = polish man ( possums) -lightbulb

something is missing

Well, I can tell you that the answer is NOT 1, because a possum can't reach the lightbulb, and he can't carry the ladder over to the lightbulb all by himself. So, therefore, it is not one.

guitarmonkey<>< · 09-20-2004, 11:14 AM

Holy Crap your a genius!!!!!!

**Mara** · 09-20-2004, 11:19 AM

Of course I am!

guitarmonkey<>< · 09-20-2004, 11:23 AM

its our homeschooled brains it makes us smarter then other just "real" school peoples

Ring of a bell · 09-20-2004, 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by guitarmonkey<><

its our homeschooled brains it makes us smarter then other just "real" school peoples

I agree!

GRibbit · 09-20-2004, 12:06 PM

I agree, too.

rorybrownbeard · 09-20-2004, 12:12 PM

I'm thinking of working at a store that I used to work at during Christmas. The manager and I had a bit of a falling out before I quit and now he wants me to work because I know more than him (basically) and he doesn't want to teach a newb. What shouldn't I do?

GRibbit · 09-20-2004, 12:19 PM

*whiney* I like this guy and I think he likes me and we talk on the phone a lot and when he's in town we hang out a lot and I like him a lot and I think about him all the time and what should I doooo? *end whiney*

stratguitarist · 09-20-2004, 01:26 PM

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Originally Posted by seraphim700000

I'm thinking of working at a store that I used to work at during Christmas. The manager and I had a bit of a falling out before I quit and now he wants me to work because I know more than him (basically) and he doesn't want to teach a newb. What shouldn't I do?

sorry to cut in on your anti'advice, but i can give you several things you shouldn't do. don't set his house on fire. don't set his store on fire. don't set his dog on fire. don't call him a lazy slug while pouring salt on him. just to name a few

danalyn · 09-21-2004, 01:31 AM

did you know it's nearly impossible to play pinball and do even slightly well while propping your feet on your desk???

**Mara** · 09-21-2004, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by seraphim700000

I'm thinking of working at a store that I used to work at during Christmas. The manager and I had a bit of a falling out before I quit and now he wants me to work because I know more than him (basically) and he doesn't want to teach a newb. What shouldn't I do?

Well, it seems as if your boss wants you back. I think that you shouldn't go up to him and spill coffee on hus shirt, especailly if it's white. Then, he'll most likely hate you forever, because that's how it works in all the TV shows, so therfopre it must be right. So, no coffee spilling. Also, if he's in a bad mood, it's not a good idea to sing happy songs. Then he'll get mad at you. So, no coffee spilling OR happy-song-singing.

guitarmonkey<>< · 09-21-2004, 12:13 PM

And Most definetly, Dont Ask His Daughter Out On A Date.

Dont Drink and Drive, And Say No To Crack.

or youll end up like this

very dead.

**Mara** · 09-21-2004, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by GRibbit

*whiney* I like this guy and I think he likes me and we talk on the phone a lot and when he's in town we hang out a lot and I like him a lot and I think about him all the time and what should I doooo? *end whiney*

Seeing as you like this guy a lot, it would be a bad idea to get another boyfriend. That'll make him think that you DON'T like him. Also, don't set him up with other girls, because if he likes one you're out of luck.