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Old 10-06-2001, 08:35 AM   #1
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Job Interview with Goober
The local sheriff was looking for a deputy, so Goober - who was not exactly
the sharpest nail in the bucket - went in to try out for the job.

"Okay," the sheriff drawled, "Goober, what is 1 and 1?"

"11" he replied.

The sheriff thought to himself, "That's not what I meant, but he's right."

"What two days of the week start with the letter 'T'?"

"Today and tomorrow."

He was again surprised that Goober supplied a correct answer that he had
never thought of himself.

"Now Goober, listen carefully: Who killed Abraham Lincoln?"

Goober looked a little surprised himself, then thought really hard for a
minute and finally admitted, "I don't know."

"Well, why don't you go home and work on that one for a while?"

So, Goober wandered over to the barbershop where his pals were waiting to
hear the results of the interview.

Goober was exultant. "It went great! First day on the job and I'm already
working on a murder case!"

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Old 10-06-2001, 11:14 AM   #2
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Old 10-06-2001, 08:59 PM   #3
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Old 10-07-2001, 12:14 PM   #4
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Old 10-08-2001, 07:29 PM   #5
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*Snic... *ahem* sorry I can't seem to get it out of my system.

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Old 10-08-2001, 09:02 PM   #6
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Old 10-09-2001, 12:31 AM   #7
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Old 10-09-2001, 02:39 PM   #8
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couldn't you have just said "ha"

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Old 10-09-2001, 02:40 PM   #9
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Old 10-09-2001, 03:07 PM   #10
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Do you always critique what people post? hmmmmm?

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Do you always critique what people post? hmmmmm?

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Old 10-10-2001, 05:15 AM   #14
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that was very long indeed
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