[Qingu]

Actually we can communicate with monkeys, to a limited degree. Several have been taught sign language.

And Zelda is not a myth; it is the only worldview that justifies logic, and is therefore absolutely true. Read my thread in apologetics called "Presuppostional Proof of Religion."

[guitarmonkey<><]

Well maybe you'll find hes your lost great great uncle.

[JerryLove]

When did i say people have to read pro God stuff? i said a choice Between a Teacher Who Teaches Cre, and A Teacher who teaches Evol.

You said it right there. What is the Aborigine who believes that the world was created by the shark in the dreaming time supposed to do?

Proof there's a God look around you Jerry,Go to the Grand Canyon, Even In This Imperfect World THat !(we)! made with all its death, There is Still the Beauty of Gods Creation, Look at your self Jerry, You think all those parts of your Body to your Brain, which is better then any pc because it controls if you livve or not, Hs it Crashed on you...no. You think this Is All a FLuke.

Proof of the invisible pink unicorns. I suppose I could suggest you look at small-pox and sociopaths as proof that there is no God, but that would be just as silly as your statement.

It is not possible. There was No "big Bang" It was all divinely made by God. Now You can argue as much as you like about how people Die, And Yes its Sad, But its no God's Fault

Good things must be from God and bad things must not, so both prove God? Get back to me when you have something supportable.

That is not hypocritical in the least. Christianity is true and education should be Christian. Jerry, the accusation of hypocrisy was not necessarily true, so please don't do it again.

It is hyporicitial, in that he wants a choice, but only one which includes his beliefs. If he were arguing "evolution is wrong, creation is right, they should teach creation *instead*" then he would be consistant. He is not, he is therefore hypocritical.

The Myth of Jerry, and qingu evolving from a monkey is true, so maybe we should go to the zoo and try to communicate.

If dolphins are so smart, how come they live in igloos?

Well maybe you'll find hes your lost great great uncle.

Cousin actually; and it's apes, not monkeys.

[+Donny]

Hey guys, take this discussion elsewhere. This is a thread about the Constitution, not monkeys and dolphins living in igloos.

[Qingu]

Didn't the fifth amendment mention monkeys and dolphins?

[+Donny]

Qingu, don't make me use my mod powers and kick the crap out of you.

[Qingu]

Originally Posted by +Donny

Qingu, don't make me use my mod powers and kick the crap out of you.

*edited for stupidity*