[Starfold Seven]

Alright, every family has them. If you knew my family really close, these would be extremely funny, but bear with me.

We'll start at #10 and scale down to one.


10. "Smart Pills," otherwise known as ginsing. Take them or be stupid.

9. Cartoon impressions, such as "Pinky and the Brain" or "Life with Louie." Note: the latter only works when Jesse has a cold.

8. Freezie Pops. Never watch a movie without them.

7. It's not "A&W," It's the rootbeer stand, and that's final!

6. Games with the vacuem cleaner, such as daddy-get-yer-brains-sucked-out. Watch 321 Penguins #1, note Kevin, and you'll know what I mean.

5. Alright, I know it's a six-year-old's game, but who doesn't enjoy a good round of candyland?

4. Pooltime, when our family has it's most productive time of bonding. Don't forget sunscreen.

3. "Smells like a hippie den." Translation: Mom's burning incense.

2. All time fav book, "Stand back, said the elephant, I'm going to sneeze!" Bring a kleenex.

1. "It's not Amish, It's Mommish!"


Alright, yes, my family is physco, thank you very much. I'm no exeption either.

[Braid]

Haha, my family does some of those

my sister (19yrs) has memorized that book! (#2)

-Braid-

[Cheat Me]

HAHA, my family's a tad bit weird, too. Don't think of them as weird, think of them as very characteristic, starfold. I love candyland!I always play it with my nephew, but I always end up losing, I think it's a conspiracy hmmmm

[thief]

whew i thought i was the only person with a famly like that

[zoe r]

LOL!!!!! My family is pretty scary too, now that I think of it..I tho't all those things you listed were normal..?

[Starfold Seven]

Hey guys, post the retarded things YOUR family does!


I don't think of my family as weird. We're just a little eccentric. I don't say it bitterly either, I love my family!

[Cheat Me]

haha, I like your sig. starfold, it's the truth, lol

[Olivia Poet]

hey you starfold...you COPYCAT lol. !!!!! i ought to give you a good pingpong paddling.

i cant post my 10 reatarded things cuz you have them. i got three more though. check it out:

#1 : familiy pow wow: when we all get to "work out your differences"

#2 : if anyone of us says were strong enough to beat my dad up he says: "yeah, strong SMELLING"

#3: We drive around town doing nothing or go to parks and go on the swings and look stupid, or take NATURE WALKS....my moms specialty: "oh! look at that gorgeous BIRD!!!!!" ugh.

[Starfold Seven]

Olivia, you're a looney. I mean that affectionatly. Anyway, may I post the ten retarded things your family does? Along with your retarded interuption?

[Olivia Poet]

make my day punk, make my day.
go ahead.

ps. zach has hairy toes.

[Starfold Seven]

Ten retarded things that OLIVIA"S family does:

#10. Peanut butter on a spoon. I recomend not french-kissing after five spoonfuls of protien-filled Jiff.

#9. It's called blankies, if you don't mind being under layers of sweaty, drippy blankets on a king-size bed

#8. Wombat Womp. The retarded game like Sardines, only mom becomes the wombat. We don't play it anymore

#7. Like, it's the word that'll drive them crazy. It's like, shut up, like Olivia, Like...

#6. Want juice? Want milk? Have water. No Kool-aid, it rots you teeth to the back of your neck.

#5. The paddle. Used for family games such as Paddleball, until uh....well, it hurt dad more than it hurt us.

#4. Better white bread with cream cheese (Plain tastes best), honey and cinnamon. I have five each sitting.

#3.

We interupt this retarded interuption to bring you a few life-retarding questions:

Is it okay to be retarded?
Is it relative to be retarded?
Is it normal to be retarded?
Is it cool to be retarded?
Do celebrities act retarded?


Thank you very much. Have a nice day!

[cymbaline]

Dinner Games me and my dad play

1> Napkin Toss (we crumble our used and unused napkins and throw then at each other and everyone else)

2> Kitchen band (bang, clang on anything with your fork, spoon, knife... beat on the table with your hands)

3> pimple popping (with mouth full of mashed potatos, squeeze cheeks together and let potatoes ooze out)

4> "Let's all watch (name of person here) eat!!" (stare at the person while they eat)

5> If someone asks for something, give it to them.... then push everything else towards that person, so they don't have to keep asking.

[Olivia Poet]

HAAAAA!!!!!!!!

that is so hillarious. my fave is pimple popping. if i did that around my mom she would screm her head off and tell me not to be "obscene"

my brother drums on the table with his fork and spoon. we constantly have to remind him:austin, this isnt your drumset. cool it.

oh-and my dad and i have done the napkin thing too.

do you ever wonder why parents will do these things @ home but not at the restaurants? j/k.

[Starfold Seven]

Oh, and let's not forget the infamous straw-wrapper throwing. You bite the end of a straw wrapper, and then you blow through the straw so the wrapper goes flying across the table. Dad always does this at reaturants, much to my embarressment when it hits that little old lady sittting in the booth behind us.

[cymbaline]

I do that straw thing at restraunts too. After church, a bunch of us go out to eat.... and me and this one guy (who's 51, mind you!... you'd expect this from a kid, or young adult... but not a grown man, lol) anyway, we will take anything, (straw papers, napkin rings, empty sugar packets) crumple them up and throw them. He made spit balls and blew them through the straw... one time he missed his target (the guy across the table from him).... luckily it hit the wall and not the table behind us. I wasn't so lucky.... one time, another group from church was out the table next to us threw a bunch of straw papers unti my iced tea... i scooped them out with my spoon, and atempted to fling wet papers at them.... i missed the guy, and hit the ladybehind them.... luckily she didn't get mad.

The guy I do it with... its so funny.... his wife gets so annoyed.... and the fact that i egg him on and stuff doesn't help much

but what fun is going to a resturaunt, if you can't have fun?