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Old 10-11-2001, 02:29 AM   #16
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3. "Smells like a hippie den." Translation: Mom's burning incense.

LOL...that made me laugh SOOOOOO hard!!!!


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#2 : if anyone of us says were strong enough to beat my dad up he says: "yeah, strong SMELLING"

That made me laugh hard too!


Yeah we all have odd family quirks!!! My family is NO different!!

My dad's favorite line is...
my brother will say..."something smells!"
my dad then says "it's just your breath blowing back in your face!"

Yeah, my family is pretty much crazy!

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Old 10-11-2001, 01:22 PM   #17
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my dad always says weird stuff like, when we ask what we're having for lunch he'll be like, "wish sandwiches. you have some bred and wish you had something to go with it"
its so retarded.
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Old 10-11-2001, 01:35 PM   #18
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I know my family does stupid stuff, but I can't think of it because it's normal to me. Ask my friends. I've scared so many people when I had them over for a while.

Games for restaurants
1. If you have crushed ice...see who can shoot it the farthest.
2. In a fancy restaurant, see who can fold the napkins the prettiest.
3. Guess that food! Mix a bunch of stuff together and see if someone can name it all.
4. Who can pop the straw the loudest.
5. One person chooses to be the "special" person for a day. Yeah, I'm the youngest, usually I'm the "special" person.
6. "Dad! Don't eat that! Something just crawled out of it!!"
7. Waitress! I asked for Canadian bacon...not ham.
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Old 10-11-2001, 01:36 PM   #19
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Yeah, I remembered another good thing to never do with your family...strip poker. No. Just don't even think about it. Yuck!!
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ah ha ha ha ha!!!
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Old 10-11-2001, 02:30 PM   #21
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my dad always says weird stuff like, when we ask what we're having for lunch he'll be like, "wish sandwiches. you have some bred and wish you had something to go with it"
its so retarded.

When we ask what's for lunch my dad always says "air burgers, just stick your hand out there and grab one!"

Families!
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Old 10-11-2001, 03:39 PM   #22
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Oh, and let's not forget the infamous straw-wrapper throwing. You bite the end of a straw wrapper, and then you blow through the straw so the wrapper goes flying across the table. Dad always does this at reaturants, much to my embarressment when it hits that little old lady sittting in the booth behind us.
heheh thats usually me!
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Old 10-11-2001, 03:59 PM   #23
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the little old lady is usually u? cuz from what ive read u don't seem to be one of the old lady types...must be a squirrel
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Old 10-11-2001, 04:36 PM   #24
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HAHAHAHA! You're right AJMann I think he is the squirrel, not ME! sorry fill, you had it comin!
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Old 10-11-2001, 05:06 PM   #25
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nope i am not the lady, i am the one that hits her hehehehe

and no, i am not a sqirrel, pokey is
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NO! YOU'RE RONG! I'm a donkey, lol
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Old 10-11-2001, 05:56 PM   #27
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Lol is an acronym.
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yeah, so is SCUBA...do you know what it stands for? I DO!! I'm so smart
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hmm okay well retarded things my family does hmm here goes...

well i will have to take some time to think about the others but heres a retarded thing my mum did the other day-
we recently got a new family car and mum and i were driving along on the way home from the supermarket and the police pulled us over and my mum turned to me and siad- oh have i got to wind my window down now- i dunno how

sorry i thought that was so funny- like even though its a new car the way to wind the window down is still the same lol- i thought it was funny

anywayskies i will think about some others and keep you posted

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yeah, so is SCUBA...do you know what it stands for? I DO!! I'm so smart
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