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Old 03-15-2004, 01:12 PM   #1
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Talking Texans Make me Laugh!

The aspiring psychiatrists were attending their first class on emotional extremes. "Just to establish some parameters," said the professor to the student from Arkansas, "What is the opposite of joy?"

"Sadness," said the student.

And the opposite of depression?" he asked of the young lady from Oklahoma.

"Elation," said she.

"And you sir," he said to the young man from Texas, "how about the opposite of woe?"

The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddy-up."



We're not like that, really.

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Old 03-15-2004, 07:00 PM   #2
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hahaha, I got that. that's funny

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We're not like that, really.
uh huh sure. that's believable
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Although... perhaps it will be our face to His feet.
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Old 03-28-2004, 08:49 PM   #3
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Old 03-29-2004, 04:41 PM   #4
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yeah but the joke is still good.
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