Funny Things Kids Say

**Role Modlin** · 01-30-2004, 08:18 AM

I thought this might be a fun one to do too.
The other day Christopher (the 3 year old) came into the kitchen holding one of his dinosaurs and an empty cup. He looked me dead in the eye and told me that his "Triceratops wants some chocolate milk." I didn't know what to say so I got him some. The kid is a dinosaur freak.

Jeffrey · 01-31-2004, 02:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Lee Modlin

I thought this might be a fun one to do too.
The other day Christopher (the 3 year old) came into the kitchen holding one of his dinosaurs and an empty cup. He looked me dead in the eye and told me that his "Triceratops wants some chocolate milk." I didn't know what to say so I got him some. The kid is a dinosaur freak.

I wouldn't argue with a triceratops.

Jeffrey · 01-31-2004, 02:46 AM

When I was...five? I think it was five. Anyway, when I was five I used to from time to time run around the house exclaiming "Jesus is God and God is Jesus! I don't get it!" However, that year I later did (as much as a five-year-old can) and entered into my covenant and relationship with God. But my parents raised from my earliest times with the Word, so when they taught me about Christ's divinity it blew my little mind.

I would also end very lame, obvious jokes I had picked up with "Get it? Don't know?"

pharan · 01-31-2004, 05:32 PM

My Girl Katrina (the one in the avatar) Came up to me in tears on Sunday Mornig and said that one of her freinds said that he was a spy, I told her that he was just playing but she shook her head and said. But Dad he can't be a spy because all spys have dark Blue eyes and if you don't have dark Blue Eyes then you can't be a spy, and Dad his eyes are brown.

So for those of you with Dark Blue eyes we will be watching you

faithck8 · 02-02-2004, 08:36 PM

I teach preschoolers and am a mom of a 12 and 4 year old...i have tons of funny things they say. Today one of my students leaned over to my co-teacher during lunch and commented on the 3-bean salad we were having "does this stuff taste as bad as it smells?" She cracked up but I had to answer him honestly "Yes!".

One of my favorite lunch memories was when one of my students pointed his finger at me and said "smell this" - I declined.

I love those kids!

**Skeeter** · 02-05-2004, 04:11 AM

My brother's first words - no joke - were on his third birthday, when he said to my Mom, "I don't want to wear diapers anymore." Considering she had never heard him speak before she was understandably flabbergasted, but managed to say, "You...don't want to wear diapers anymore?" to which he said, "No! I don't like them!"

He claims he just never had anything important to say until then...

SilentWhisper · 02-05-2004, 10:50 PM

On sundays I teach the 4 and 5 year olds in the preschool class. And one Sunday this little girl in my class, named Chelsea annouced to the whole class in the middle of clean-up, "I lost my period today."

4 and 5 year olds are the best.

marsgoat7 · 02-06-2004, 07:23 AM

my Mom and I had been styling my 3 of my little sisters' hair, when my 4th little sister(6) came down the stairs and and said, "man! it smells like a saloon in here!" I was thinking, does she even know what a saloon is?? of course she meant to say."salon"........

**Role Modlin** · 02-06-2004, 08:06 AM

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Originally Posted by marsgoat7

my Mom and I had been styling my 3 of my little sisters' hair, when my 4th little sister(6) came down the stairs and and said, "man! it smells like a saloon in here!" I was thinking, does she even know what a saloon is?? of course she meant to say."salon"........

You sure she wasn't talking about the smell of stale cigarette smoke and whiskey?

Braid · 02-08-2004, 08:33 PM

LOL! A few years ago my then 4 year old sister was being taken to the bathroom in the middle of the night by my dad. Dad they had just walked in and the light wasn't on, as Dad reached for it, my little sister said matter-of-factly, "Daddy, my eyes broke."

Anchored · 02-08-2004, 08:39 PM

Sam, (my 2 year old brother) has started repeating everything we say. His newest phrase is "Watch, and mearn." (he can't really pronounce all the words yet

) anyways, he was saying "Watch and mearn, mama. Watch, and mearn." so mom goes " ok, I'll watch and I'll learn!" and he looked at her and said "NO! Not LLLEarn, MMEARN!" we all just died on that one...loll

Jake the Snake · 02-10-2004, 04:14 PM

I've always hated milk so my mom watered down pepsi when I didn't want milk.

Whenever i dropped my bottle, I shouted "MY PEPPY GONE"

One of my first sentances were

"Daddy... Trash go OUTSIDE"

One day I felt like i couldn't do what i wanted to do so i said

"I don't have any power"

And for some reason one day I said

"I feel Primmative"

I used to be soo cute. I wonder what happened?

E-Dogg777 · 02-10-2004, 06:24 PM

You still are cute Jacob

Jake the Snake · 02-10-2004, 07:46 PM

he he

**Mr.Zachcore** · 02-10-2004, 08:08 PM

...that was just creepy.