[BWyatt]

I once told my mom that "it's hard to run with poop in your bottom"

My brother used to always tell my parents "I'll love you more if you buy me a toy"

My three-year-old niece can't quite get the whole counting thing down yet... she came into the living room yesterday when I was watching TV, climbed up on the footrest, yelled "Watch me Ben! One! Two! Five!" and then jumped to the chair next to me. She did this a couple times before her mom walked in and asked her "You forgettin' some numbers there? Three and four maybe?" Jordan just looked at her for a second and ignored her mom... lol, it was so cute

I wish I could think of some others... Jordan's cracked off some classics in her three years

[swiminfast]

i was with my cousins, and they were supposed to be asleep, but as i tiptoe past the door, i hear isaac (5) whisper to caleb (3) "God's the boss of daddy, daddy's the boss of mommy, mommy's the boss of us, and I'M the boss of YOU."

[0h_Gracie]

I've been a blonde all my life, and just recently I died my hair a cinnamon brown color. Which I happen to like, btw. Anyway, the other day, feeling like I needed yet another change, I washed, then cut and layered, and curled my hair. After I came out of the bathroom my kids were all commenting on my new look. LilyAnna, who is 7, just kept staring at me. She followed me into the kitchen and stared some more. Finally she said to me, very seriously, "Mom, I just can't recognize you anymore. I like your hair, but I just can't recognize you."

[Travis]

Originally Posted by Lee Modlin

I thought this might be a fun one to do too.
The other day Christopher (the 3 year old) came into the kitchen holding one of his dinosaurs and an empty cup. He looked me dead in the eye and told me that his "Triceratops wants some chocolate milk." I didn't know what to say so I got him some. The kid is a dinosaur freak.

Haha, that totally sounds like something Calvin (of Calvin & Hobbes) would say.

[Kato]

A couple weeks ago, I was watching over some little kids, (I think it's like, 3-1/2 to kindergarden) during worship.. and there was one little girl, who didn't want to come in.. she finally confessed to her mom, that my hair scared her.... I have normal hair too... I have yet to understand why my hair scared her, but she was terrified of it.. So her mom forced her to stay... About 30 mins later, she comes up to me and says "I'm starting to get used to you" I just giggled, and handed her a juice..

That's right.. I GIGGLED! lol.

[Gracie Love]

I know this is an old thread but I figured that you all would get a big kick out of this.

This morning Ethan and I walked Matthew down to the bus stop and it is raining. On the way back home it started raining really hard and I don't have an umbrella. Ethan shouted gleefully "tee tee on me".

I thought it was funny. Then I started trying to get Ethan to say rain but he just started repeating his previous statement. But he made sure all the people we passed on the way home got a gigglely start for their monday morning.

[walkwjc]

My little boy, who is talking a little too well at the moment, feels the need to announce his passing gas. "Mommy, I fawted." is repeated over and over until he is acknowledged.
The problem with this is he usually says it and we don't realize what he is saying until someone starts laughing ( because it is always in the grocery, or resturaunt, or sunday school).

boys. huh.

-d

[Leboman]

This isn't so much funny as it is touching. Christopher (our four year old) came into the living room last night and gave both of us hugs. He then looked at us and said that we were "God's best creations." That more than makes up for any heartache being a parent may cause.

[Gracie Love]

How sweet. That is just amazingly sweet.

[guitarmonkey<><]

My little sister Alexandra has a "New York" accent she mimics from my father who is from New York. Any way we had a party over and she was trying to say something but was over voiced by all the noise. So, sudden;y. "Hwey! Ima Talkwing Heawr!" We all started laughing.

When I was five, I got up and told a story of my twin brother Rocky, who we could not afford to feed so we kicked him out. I also said that my father was a bank robber and on the lamb (lam). I was very eloquent, and had a large vocabulary for a five year old. Anyway, my Pre-K teacher thought this was hilarious. Even though I was lying through my teeth.

[guitarmonkey<><]

Oh, I would also take my sister to the mall sometimes. So, I figured I would make the best of it. And taught her these words, "My brother is cuuuuttte!" So, when walking down the mall, and a girl walks by, I would nudge her and out would come, "My brother is cuuuutttte!" This was an instant ice-breaker untill. *Nudge*
"I think I went poopie."

[~FreT~]

Originally Posted by Lee Modlin

This isn't so much funny as it is touching. Christopher (our four year old) came into the living room last night and gave both of us hugs. He then looked at us and said that we were "God's best creations." That more than makes up for any heartache being a parent may cause.

wow. that's really awesome.
that woulda made me happy for a very long time.

[Cadence]

Originally Posted by Lee Modlin

Okay, I'm officially grossed out now.

what made me sick was the finger in the butt story..........

[Praisey]

this is about my nephew Reboy...

one time i took him to the groceries and i bought him a Fruitella bar... then when we were in the van with his 2 sisters, dad and my mom, i told him he should give some to his sisters.. he said, "no this is mine." and i keep urging him to do so until finally he said "ok."... he turned around to his sisters and said "you don't want some, do you?"

[lamella]

I just got one and waiting for her first words. But this thread is interesting