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Old 05-19-2004, 11:45 AM   #31
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My granny used to look after the kids at a local school at dinner time and play times... one day, a little boy looked her right in the face and said

"my daddy's trying to grow a moustache, too"
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When my little brother was, well, little (He's 18 now), his response to "What do you want to be when you grow up?" was "George Bush."

My brother is full of funny stories. When I learned that parents had to have sex to have babies, I told him and his astonished and appalled reaction was, "They do not! My parents are Christians!"

Also, my older brother and I used to make fun of an old Public Service Announcement that went "I want to be a racecar driver when I grow up! I want to be a ballerina when I grow up!" Then the announcer would say "Nobody says they want to be a junkie when they grow up." Well, my little brother (obviously unaware of what a junkie is) wanted the "job" nobody ever wants to be so when his teacher at school asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up his response was of course, "I want to be a junkie when I grow up!" I wish I had seen that teacher's face.
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Old 05-19-2004, 04:38 PM   #33
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my first word was: "lamp"
i donno why, it wasnt even the dutch word "mama" or "papa" (which mean mom and dad)
just stupid lamp...
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Old 05-21-2004, 10:03 PM   #34
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when my oldest daughter (who is now 18) was 4...we were quietly walking hand in hand thru a parking lot back to our car. She suddenly and very seriously said to me, "Mom. I have decided I am not going to pick my nose anymore."
Supressing a giggle I said, "That's great honey, but why did you decide this?" Without skipping a beat she said matter-of-factly, "Because...the boogers always get stuck in my teeth."
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Old 05-21-2004, 11:49 PM   #35
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Haha. It brings me MUCH joy that you have shared this story. PLEASE PLEASE feel free to share more.
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Old 05-22-2004, 12:55 AM   #36
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HAHAHA!!! This is awesome! More embarassing Zoe stories, please!
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when my oldest daughter (who is now 18) was 4...we were quietly walking hand in hand thru a parking lot back to our car. She suddenly and very seriously said to me, "Mom. I have decided I am not going to pick my nose anymore."
Supressing a giggle I said, "That's great honey, but why did you decide this?" Without skipping a beat she said matter-of-factly, "Because...the boogers always get stuck in my teeth."
Hahaha, you are Zoe's mom?!?! Hahaha.
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Old 05-22-2004, 01:07 AM   #38
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THAT WAS SO NOT ABOUT ME SHUT UP.

My sisters are freaks, haha.

Emmy: Would you be scared if you had a lazy eye?? I would be scared!!!!
Lily: Well I wouldn't.
I said: Oh yeah?
Emmy: I bet she'd be scared if she had a crocodile eye!!!!


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Old 05-22-2004, 01:32 AM   #39
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My sisters are freaks, haha.

Emmy: Would you be scared if you had a lazy eye?? I would be scared!!!!
Lily: Well I wouldn't.
I said: Oh yeah?
Emmy: I bet she'd be scared if she had a crocodile eye!!!!
ha ha ha...zoe's attempted diversionary tactic...nice try! but i think they are still chuckling about the booger story.
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ha ha ha...zoe's attempted diversionary tactic...nice try! but i think they are still chuckling about the booger story.
Ooooo, Zoe. Owned by your mom!
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i am SO glad my mom aint on this forum!
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when my oldest daughter (who is now 18) was 4...we were quietly walking hand in hand thru a parking lot back to our car. She suddenly and very seriously said to me, "Mom. I have decided I am not going to pick my nose anymore."
Supressing a giggle I said, "That's great honey, but why did you decide this?" Without skipping a beat she said matter-of-factly, "Because...the boogers always get stuck in my teeth."
Okay, I'm officially grossed out now.
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My granny used to look after the kids at a local school at dinner time and play times... one day, a little boy looked her right in the face and said

"my daddy's trying to grow a moustache, too"

That is funny, I don't care where you're from.
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Old 05-27-2004, 02:54 PM   #44
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Once a really shy girl came up to me and asked me if I was having a baby. heh.

My niece is really funny. When she was four I showed her this picture I was drawing of my friend along with a picture of my friend and she said, "That's not her, she has a different mouth." I was like, dang, art critic at age four!

My niece had this keyboard... she would walk around the house pushing random keys at one time and screaming like a horror flick, it was pretty hilarous.
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Old 05-27-2004, 04:22 PM   #45
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my little brother Troy (5) was running through the hospital hallway while i was waiting to get xrays and i said "troy stop running" so he stops for a second then starts moving at the same speed he was a second ago just without flailing his arms, i asked him what he thought he was doing, and he replied.. "i'm speed walking"

hehe so now when hes not allowed to run we have to say no speed walking either
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