| 10 Reasons Why Assyrians Can't be Terrorists I think the best thing about this list is that it's all true (I think I'm the list in human form...).
1. 8:00 A.M. is too early for us to be up
2. We are always late, we would have missed the flights
3. Beautiful girls (and cute boys!) on the plane distract us
4. We would talk loudly and bring attention to ourselves
5. With food and drinks on the plane, we would forget why we're there
6. We talk with our hands, so we would have to put our weapons down
7. We would ALL want to fly the plane
8. We would argue and start a fight in the plane
9. We can't keep a secret, we would have told everyone a week before doing it
10. We would have put the Assyrian flag on the windows
Last edited by beanbag; 12-17-2003 at 09:58 PM.
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