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Old 12-15-2003, 06:05 PM   #1
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Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson...
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good dinner and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. "Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see."
"I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes" replies Watson.
"And what do you deduce from that?"
Watson ponders for a minute.
"Well, astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo. Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three. Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe. What does it tell you, Holmes?"
Holmes is silent for a moment. "Watson, you idiot!" he says. "Someone has stolen our tent!"

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Old 12-15-2003, 08:20 PM   #2
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better get the Hardy Boys on this one! Tent stealing=bad.
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Old 12-16-2003, 09:13 AM   #3
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that was awesome! hahaha!
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Old 12-16-2003, 12:23 PM   #4
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That's a good one
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Old 12-17-2003, 11:24 PM   #5
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yeah...good one zzzzach
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Old 12-17-2003, 11:32 PM   #6
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That was....bloody awesome.
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Old 12-20-2003, 08:42 PM   #7
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Old 12-20-2003, 08:43 PM   #8
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That was voted the funniest joke in the world, at one point.
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Old 12-20-2003, 08:45 PM   #9
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Old 12-21-2003, 01:26 AM   #10
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Nice to know the world has good taste.
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i know a watson family hahaha!
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Old 12-25-2003, 10:27 AM   #12
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That was a good joke. A very good joke. Tents are overrated though
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Although... perhaps it will be our face to His feet.
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