Beware Of Dog

froggee501 · 08-31-2001, 02:33 PM

Upon entering a little country store, the stranger noticed a sign warning, "Danger! Beware of dog!" posted on the glass door. Inside, he noticed a harmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.

"Is that the dog folks are supposed to beware of?" he asked the owner.

"Yep, that's him," came the reply.

The stranger couldn't help but be amused. "That certainly doesn't look like a dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?"

"Because," the owner explained, "Before I posted that sign, people kept tripping over him."

**dogfood** · 07-20-2011, 04:59 AM

thats pretty funny.

rock_show_host · 07-20-2011, 06:20 AM

An almost 10-year thread bump...that may be a record.

**Josey Wales** · 07-20-2011, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by rock_show_host

An almost 10-year thread bump...that may be a record.

should we call guiness??

**Role Modlin** · 07-20-2011, 08:07 AM

I heartily endorse this totally pointless thread bump.

So mote it be.

johnymac001 · 10-10-2011, 12:54 AM

* If you tell the Dog to go fetch a guard, the thief will be sent to the dungeons.
* If you choose the sarcastic option Dog will chase the thief out of the house after count of five.
* If you choose the diplomatic option Dog will urinate on the thief, sending the thief away.
* If you choose the aggressive option Dog will kill the thief.

**Fandrew** · 10-10-2011, 08:46 AM

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Originally Posted by johnymac001

* If you tell the Dog to go fetch a guard, the thief will be sent to the dungeons.
* If you choose the sarcastic option Dog will chase the thief out of the house after count of five.
* If you choose the diplomatic option Dog will urinate on the thief, sending the thief away.
* If you choose the aggressive option Dog will kill the thief.

Funniest thing I've seen here in a while!

**Thrash** · 10-10-2011, 09:10 AM

I am lost.

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TheProdigalModern · 10-10-2011, 09:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Thrash

I am lost.

Remove the asterisks and this is a great, great example of spambot poetry.

**dogfood** · 03-23-2012, 12:26 AM

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Originally Posted by maarin

Sign Beware of Dog Metal. If your neighbors weren't already wary of your furry friend, this sign will seal the deal!
Non-rust aluminum Security sign that reads BEWARE OF DOG. Sign measures 11-3/4 inches long x 4 inches wide. Has nail/screw holes in all corners.

im currently studying philiosophy here at college and that still made no sense.