[Braid]

A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, "Sir, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?"

The man gets really indignant and says, "Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?"

[God's Jedi]

Rofl. Very nice.

[Drew Peterson]

Very old too.

Check oout these old jokes about cops...

THINGS NOT TO SAY WHEN YOU ARE PULLED OVER FOR SPEEDING

16. Gee, that gut sure doesn't inspire confidence.

15. Hey, is that a 9 mm? That's nothing compared to this .44 magnum.

14. What do you mean, "Have I been drinking?" You're the trained specialist.

13. Is it true that people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonald's?

12. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's lightstand.

11. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops ?

10. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

9. Sorry, Officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

8. Aren't you the guy from the Village People?

7. Hey, you must've been doin' about 125 mph to keep up with me! Good job!

6. Excuse me. Is "stick up" hyphenated?

5. I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.

4. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

3. Bad cop! No donut!

2. You're not gonna check the trunk, are you? 1. Hey, can you give me another one of those full body cavity searches?

[Mr.Zachcore]

so, I'm guessing that #1 is the donut thing?

ahhh yes those were both quite amusing

[Drill]

heh those were funny, but old. oh well. anything funny is cool