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Old 11-16-2003, 02:36 PM   #1
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Three buddies die in a car crash, and they go to heaven to an orientation.

They are all asked, "When you are in your casket and friends and family are mourning upon you, what would you like to hear them say about you? The first guy says, "I would like to hear them say that I was a great doctor of my time, and a great family man."

The second guy says, "I would like to hear that I was a wonderful husband and school teacher which made a huge difference in our children of tomorrow."

The last guy replies, "I would like to hear them say, "look he's alive!"

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Old 11-16-2003, 03:22 PM   #2
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hahaha that is awesome man.
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Old 11-16-2003, 05:17 PM   #3
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Old 11-16-2003, 08:25 PM   #4
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Heard it before but great joke!
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Old 11-17-2003, 03:43 PM   #5
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haha, I like that one a lot
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I think that if we really knew what it was like to be in the presence of God, then there is nothing on this earth that would keep us from living every moment for Him and worshipping Him with all of our hearts. Praise be to God for the day when we finally stand face to face with our LORD and Savior.
Although... perhaps it will be our face to His feet.
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