| The difference between campaigning and after voting While walking down the street one day a female senator is tragically hit by
a truck and dies. Her soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the
entrance. "Welcome to Heaven," says St. Peter. "Before you settle in, it
seems there is a problem. We seldom see a high official around these parts,
you see, so we're not sure what to do with you."
"No problem, just let me in," says the lady.
"Well, I'd like to but I have orders from higher up. What we'll do is have
you spend one day in Hell and one in Heaven. Then you can choose where to
spend eternity."
"Really, I've made up my mind. I want to be in Heaven," says the senator.
"I'm sorry but we have our rules." And with that, St. Peter escorts her to
the elevator and she goes down, down, down to Hell. The doors open and she
finds herself in the middle of a green golf course. In the distance is a
club and standing in front of it are all her friends and other politicians
who had worked with her, everyone is very happy and in evening dress. They
run to greet her, hug her, and reminisce about the good times they had while
getting rich at expense of the people. They play a friendly game of golf and
then dine on lobster and caviar. Also present is the Devil, who really is a
very friendly guy who has a good time dancing and telling jokes. They are
having such a good time that, before she realizes it, it is time to go.
Everyone gives her a big hug and waves while the elevator rises. The
elevator goes up, up, up and the door reopens on Heaven where St. Peter is
waiting for her. "Now it's time to visit Heaven."
So 24 hours pass with the head of state joining a group of contented souls
moving from cloud to cloud, playing the harp and singing. They have a good
time and, before she realizes it, the 24 hours have gone by and St. Peter
returns.
"Well then, you've spent a day in Hell and another in Heaven. Now choose
your eternity."
She reflects for a minute, then the senator answers: "Well, I would never
have said it, I mean Heaven has been delightful, but I think I would be
better off in Hell."
So Saint Peter escorts her to the elevator and she goes down, down, down to
Hell. Now the doors of the elevator open and she is in the middle of a
barren land covered with waste and garbage. She sees all her friends,
dressed in rags, picking up the trash and putting it in black bags. The
Devil comes over to her and lays his arm on her neck.
"I don't understand," stammers the senator. "Yesterday I was here and there
was a golf course and club and we ate lobster and caviar and danced and had
a great time. Now all there is a wasteland full of garbage and my friends
look miserable."
The Devil looks at her, smiles and says,
"Yesterday we were campaigning. Today you voted for us!"
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I Peter 4:16: Yet if any man suffer as a Christian, let him not be ashamed; but let him glorify God on this behalf.
John 14:31: But that the world may know that I love the Father; and as the Father gave me commandment, even so I do. Arise, let us go hence. |