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Old 11-14-2003, 12:26 PM   #1
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A truck driver frequently traveled through a small town where there was a courthouse at the side of the road. Of course, there were always lawyers walking along the road. The truck driver made it a practice to hit any pedestrian lawyers with his truck as he sped by. One day, he spotted a priest walking along the road and stopped to give him a ride. A little further along, as he approached the town, he spotted a lawyer walking along the side of the road. Automatically, he veered his truck towards the lawyer, but...then he remembered his passenger. He swerved back to the center, but he heard a "whump" and in the rear view mirror he spotted the lawyer rolling across the field. He turned to the priest and said, "Father, I'm sure that I missed that lawyer!" And the priest replied, "That's OK, my son, I got him with the door."


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Old 11-14-2003, 02:34 PM   #2
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lol thats hilarious even though i have heard it a lot before
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Old 11-14-2003, 02:50 PM   #3
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hahaha! I've never heard that. That's great!
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Old 11-14-2003, 05:07 PM   #4
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Old 11-15-2003, 12:54 PM   #5
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Haha, that was great
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Old 11-17-2003, 03:55 PM   #6
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hmm... funny. mean, but funny
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Although... perhaps it will be our face to His feet.
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