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Old 11-14-2003, 12:25 PM   #1
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Talking frog noise
A six year old goes to the hospital with his grandma to visit his grandpa.

When they get to the hospital, he runs ahead of his grandma and bursts into his grampa's room.

"Grampa, Grampa," he says excitedly, "as soon as grandma comes into the room, make a noise like a frog!"

"What?" said his grandpa.

"Make a noise like a frog because grandma said, that as soon as you croaked, we're going to Disneyland!!!"

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Old 11-14-2003, 02:51 PM   #2
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oohhhh, that poor, poor man.
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Old 11-14-2003, 02:56 PM   #3
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that's sad
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Old 11-14-2003, 04:54 PM   #4
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man, that's terrible. hahaha
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Old 11-14-2003, 05:11 PM   #5
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Ahhhh what a loving supportive family
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Old 11-15-2003, 12:59 PM   #6
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poor grampa - haha! - thats so sad - that was so funny!
I have mixed feelings about that joke.




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Old 11-17-2003, 03:54 PM   #7
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yeah funny, but mean and sad too. haha
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Although... perhaps it will be our face to His feet.
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