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Old 10-28-2003, 01:12 PM   #1
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Beethoven and classical musician jokes
You're probably heard this one before:
Arnie, Van Damme and Stallone are all together in an audition for an action movie based on classical composers. They are deciding their parts:
Van Damme: I'll be Beethoven.
Stallone: I'll be Chopin.
Arnie: I'll be Bach.

Anyways, you'll enjoy this one more than that:

A few days after they buried Beethoven, the undertaker heard a noise coming from his grave. He heard: Bah Bah bada dah dah! It sounded like music, but he kept on working. Then he heard it again: Bah Bah bada dah dah! Thinking this odd, he continued to garden, but when he heard Bah Bah bada dah dah! a third time, he'd had enough. He went and got his shovel, and dug up Beethoven's coffin. As he got closer, the music got louder, until he got the coffin out, opened it up... and there was Beethoven... decomposing.

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Old 10-28-2003, 02:40 PM   #2
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wow....AH EM...."can we please get a mod to move this to the 'ridiculously stupid retarded jokes' thread?"

J/k...those were so dumb I almost...well... I didn't even come close to peeing my pants on those...sorry. Can't lie
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man that first one made me groan real bad and the second one I loved....this will stay in it's own thread as there may be others who have funny jokes about composers....
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or about Ahnold..
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lol! Those are great, the last one is gross, tho. lol.
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