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Old 10-25-2003, 09:15 PM   #1
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Two football players and a cheerleader...
Quick History, Alabama and Auburn are Arch-rivals...



An Alabama football player, an Auburn football player, and a cheerleader were sitting in a train. The train went into a tunnel, there was a kissing noise, and then a slap sound. When the train came out, the alabama guy had a hand-print on his face. The cheerleader was thinking:
"The Alabama guy must have tried to kiss me, missed, got the Auburn guy, and the Auburn guy slapped him."
The Alabama guy was thinking: "Ah, the auburn guy must have kissed the cheerleader, and she tried to slap him and hit me."
And the Auburn guy was thinking : "This is great! Next time we go through a tunnel, I'm making another kissing noise, and slapping the Alabama guy again!!"

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Old 10-25-2003, 10:28 PM   #2
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hahaha. that was nice. i should substitute miami and florida state so works down here muhaha
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Old 10-27-2003, 09:16 AM   #3
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lol!
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Old 10-27-2003, 02:51 PM   #4
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haha, that's a good one
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Although... perhaps it will be our face to His feet.
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