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Old 08-27-2001, 01:35 PM   #1
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As soon as he walked into it, he was hit in the head and knocked unconcious............ why???

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> Here it is.... (*WARNING* Corny joke alert!)

It was an iron bar!!



Ok...... that was my adaptation of a classic joke (which nobody has probably ever heard!)...... I know it's corny... sorry! I'm in a "I-wanna-be-stupid" mood!

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Old 08-27-2001, 01:57 PM   #2
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hey thats like my joke
A man walked into a bar and siad "ouch"/
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Old 08-27-2001, 02:37 PM   #3
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hehe!
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Old 08-27-2001, 02:43 PM   #4
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There were three men walking down the road, the first two walk into a bar the third one ducks....
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Old 08-27-2001, 02:53 PM   #5
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HAHA!! I remember that one..... I've heard it before.... it's probably my favorite version!
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Old 08-27-2001, 04:54 PM   #6
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two men walked into a bar...you think the second one would've seen it...
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Old 08-27-2001, 08:04 PM   #7
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haha thats awesome, i think ive done that before just not quite enough to knock me out.... well ive ran into a few trees pretty hard like tore up my face pretty good oh well thats awesome

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Old 10-11-2001, 05:59 PM   #8
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hehe I like those .. but i didnot know there were so many variations
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Old 11-16-2003, 12:06 PM   #9
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two men walked into a bar...you think the second one would've seen it...
a dyslexic walked into a bra.
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Old 11-16-2003, 01:13 PM   #10
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a dyslexic walked into a bra.

LOL...
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Old 11-16-2003, 01:45 PM   #11
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hahahaha! That was the best!
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Old 11-16-2003, 08:28 PM   #12
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I've heard that joke so many different ways. I prefer the way : "Three guys walked into a bar, one ducked." Say it fast and it will leave your listeners staring at you for a couple seconds before they get it.
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Old 11-16-2003, 11:57 PM   #13
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Ya gotta go with the Star Wars version....two stormtroopers walked into a bar, and the third one ducked.
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Old 11-17-2003, 01:02 PM   #14
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LOL...
I really posted this just for you, Insane. I thought you would like it when I heard it, but I didn't want to tell it to you the next time I saw you because I thought it really had to be in writing to be appreciated. So I posted it and figured you would find it.

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wow, I didn't know there were so many variations. I love CarrOut's so much. That is just hilarious.
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