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08-31-2003, 04:21 PM
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| Black-Eyed Betty  Joined: Apr 2002 Location: Where chalk circles the city. Posts: 3,499
 | mommy, mommy! Mommy, mommy! Are you sure this is the way to make ginger bread men? Shut up and get back in the oven. Mommy, mommy! Billy won't let go of my ear. Billy, let go of Susie's ear. Billy! Let go of her ear! All right Billy, give me the ear. Mommy, mommy! Can I lick the bowl? Shut up and flush. Mommy, mommy! Can I play in the sandbox? Not until I find a better place to bury Daddy. Mommy, mommy! Can I play with grandma? Not today, we already dug her up three times this week. Mommy, mommy! Daddy fell in the campfire! Shut up and get the barbecue sauce! Mommy, mommy! Daddy went through the meat grinder! Shut up and eat your hamburger! Mommy, mommy! Daddy's on fire! Shut up and get the marshmallows! Mommy, mommy! Daddy's running down the street! Shut up and step on the gas! Mommy, mommy! Grandpa's going out! Well throw some more gasoline on him then. Mommy, mommy! How will we ever find Daddy on this golf course? Shut up and search the sand traps! Mommy, mommy! I don't like grandpa. Well, just push him aside and eat your beans. Mommy, mommy! I don't wanna visit grandma! Shut up and keep digging. Mommy, mommy! I don't want to go to Australia. Shut up son and keep swimming. Mommy, mommy! I don't want to see Niagara falls! Shut up and get back in the barrel! Mommy, mommy! I keep running in circles. Shut up son or I'll nail your other foot to the floor. Mommy, mommy! I want to play with Sheldon! Shut up and close the coffin! Mommy, mommy! I'm sick of learning how to swim! Shut up or I'll flush it again! Mommy, mommy! I've lost my fingers! Shut up and eat your French fries! Mommy, mommy! My head hurts! Shut up and get away from the dart board! Mommy, mommy! My teacher says my head is too big. Shut up and get your hat from the garage, so your father can bring the car in! Mommy, mommy! What happened to all that dog food Fido wouldn't eat? Shut up and eat your meat loaf. Mommy, mommy! What is a delinquent child? Shut up, light your cigarette, drink your whisky and deal those cards. Mommy, mommy! What's a werewolf? Shut up and comb your face! Mommy, mommy! What's for dinner? Shut up and get back in the oven! Mommy, mommy! Why are we pushing the car off the cliff? Shut up son, you'll wake your father. Mommy, mommy! Why's everybody running? Shut up and reload!
__________________ "The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry." |
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08-31-2003, 04:38 PM
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| Go Cougs! Joined: Jul 2002 Location: Far from you, I hope. Posts: 9,927
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__________________ <center>Naked I came from my mother's womb, And naked I shall return there. The LORD gave and the LORD has taken away; Blessed be the name of the LORD.</center> |
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08-31-2003, 05:24 PM
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| formerly ocsupertoneguy  Joined: Apr 2001 Location: over here in mass Posts: 1,526
| dont worry Clean.....we have theropy for you kind of people
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08-31-2003, 06:46 PM
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| Registered User  Joined: Feb 2003 Posts: 513
| Actually, I find 'em funny. Kind of creepy, but funny 
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08-31-2003, 08:56 PM
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| Registered User  Joined: May 2003 Location: Salford, England Posts: 2,088
| Wow... mommy's a bit shady
__________________ I think that if we really knew what it was like to be in the presence of God, then there is nothing on this earth that would keep us from living every moment for Him and worshipping Him with all of our hearts. Praise be to God for the day when we finally stand face to face with our LORD and Savior. Although... perhaps it will be our face to His feet. |
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08-31-2003, 09:14 PM
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| so black & white  Joined: Jul 2002 Location: I live in my house.... well.. Posts: 1,191
| just a bit shady.. mom's gone physco! But I thought some of them were funny..
__________________ <table align="center"><tr><td align="center"><strong>Josh</strong></td></tr><tr><td align="center"><a href='http://www.purevolume.com/theearlybright'><img border=0 src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/E-Liz/joshsig2.jpg'></a></td></tr><tr><td align="center" colspan="2"><strong>Caitlyn Smith</strong></td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" align="center"><a href='http://www.caitlynsmith.com/'><img border=0 src='http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/E-Liz/caitsig.jpg'></a></td></tr></table> |
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08-31-2003, 10:13 PM
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| Aesthetically Asinine  Joined: Jul 2003 Location: Paris Posts: 552
| Some people wouldn't call those clean... er... clean.....
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08-31-2003, 10:27 PM
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| Black-Eyed Betty Joined: Apr 2002 Location: Where chalk circles the city. Posts: 3,499
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hahaha. i found them quite interesting. i just posted those in my blog, and socceraaron thought i should post them here. so there you go.
__________________ "The world breaks everyone and afterward many are strong in the broken places. But those that will not break it kills. It kills the very good and the very gentle and the very brave impartially. If you are none of these you can be sure it will kill you too but there will be no special hurry." | |||||
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08-31-2003, 10:39 PM
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| I can't understand you... Joined: May 2002 Location: Columbus, Ohio Posts: 11,422
 | My sides hurts. 
__________________  http://www.YourFreeVideoiPods.com/index.php?ref=1663076 This is all legit and legal. PM me for more questions. If you sign up through my link and complete an offer, I will give you $10 after I'm given credit for your completion. The blockbuster deal is $10 and you get movies for a month and 4 in-store coupons for movies. So if you cancel before you're billed for the second month you basically are getting free movies sent to you and 4 coupons for free. I get paid everytime you click this.  |
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08-31-2003, 10:42 PM
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| Yellow is stupid.  Joined: Mar 2003 Location: A place that is very happy. Posts: 6,376
| Mommy dearest all over again....no more wire hangers!!!!! |
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09-30-2003, 04:53 PM
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| Doesn't God just ROCK!!!!  Joined: Jan 2004 Location: a place far far away! Posts: 1,224
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__________________ Quiet and peace like a cradle did rock The lullaby breath of angels did sing I heard the sound of the Comforter's knock Like heavenly bells with sweet freedom's ring I've found all the rest and the strength I need Within a servant's heart, beating to bleed... HERE to visit my blog! | |
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09-30-2003, 09:22 PM
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| is kicking it old school  Joined: Sep 2002 Posts: 26,580
| Awesome Morg!  I love those. And mommy doesn't need therapy, mommy is too deep in psychosis... |
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10-01-2003, 09:20 AM
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| Me and my brother <3  Joined: Mar 2002 Location: In my Father's will Posts: 2,879
| Mommy says shut up a lot. If I had a mom like that, I might just have to knock her back into reality
__________________ So if you're waiting for love/well it's a promise I'll keep/if you don't mind believing that it changes everything/then time will never matter/ |
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10-02-2003, 05:35 PM
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| Doesn't God just ROCK!!!! Joined: Jan 2004 Location: a place far far away! Posts: 1,224
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__________________ Quiet and peace like a cradle did rock The lullaby breath of angels did sing I heard the sound of the Comforter's knock Like heavenly bells with sweet freedom's ring I've found all the rest and the strength I need Within a servant's heart, beating to bleed... HERE to visit my blog! | |
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10-02-2003, 09:57 PM
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| Thread Killer  Joined: Jun 2002 Location: the land of the ancients Posts: 7,660
| mommy mommy! i dont like these jokes  shut up and go to another thread
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