Here's MY idea for the fire ants: Pour gasoline in their little home, insert stick, light stick on fire, run like h*ll.
Fire ants go
BOOM.
Put da fire in da fire ants!
AND FOR YOUR VIEWING PLEASURE, a stolen quiz thingy.
(1)Your gender: Technically gender refers to whatever your culture defines the "gender roles" as, and I am more masculine.
(2) Straight/gay/bi?: Straight.
(3) Single?: single.
(4) Want to be?: I'm fine either way.
(5) Your birth day: April 14
(6) Age you act: fourteen or forty, depending on who I'm with.
(7) Age you wish you were: 21 would be nice

(8) Your height: 5'0"
(9) The color of your eyes: Blue-green.
(10) Happy with it?: Sure.
(11) The color of your hair: Light Brown, dark blonde, reddish sometimes, depends on how clean it is and what light it's in, and who's talking.
(12) Happy with it?: Sure.
(13) Left/right/ambidextrous?: Both.
(14) Your living arrangement?: I will move into an apartnemt in a couple weeks with 3 other girls.
(27) Your family: Is related to me, unfortunately.
(29) What's your job: Cashier/Customer Service at Wal-Mart
(30) Piercings?: One in each ear-lobe and VCH.
(31) Tattoos?: Not for me.
(32) Obsessions?: .....
(35) Do you speak another language?: Not really.
(36) Have a favorite quote?: It changes depending on my mood. See the
Noteable Quotables thread for a few of them.
(37) Do you have a webpage?: Yes and a Xanga, if that counts.
DEEP THOUGHTS about life and you in it
(38) Do you live in the moment?: I wish.
(39) Do you consider yourself tolerant of others?: *cough cough* WalMart cashier, remember?
(40) Do you have any secrets?: Yeah....{what, did you expect me to list them or something?}
(41) Do you hate yourself?: Not usually.
(42) Do you like your handwriting?: Most of the time.
(43) Do you have any bad habits?: Doesn't everyone? [did you expect me to list those too?]
(44) What is the compliment you get most from people?: Usually customer service related
(45) If a movie was made about your life, what would it be called?: Life sucks.
(46) What's your biggest fear?: Losing my grandparents, or my truck.
(47) Can you sing: Well, my truck has never complained about it....
(48) Do you ever pretend to be someone else just to look cool?: No. "Cool" is all in your head anyway.
(49) Are you a loner?: Very much so.
(51) If you were another person, would you be friends with you?: My friends are a lot like me, and
THEY're my friends.
(52) Are you a daredevil?: Only in speach.
(53) Is there anything you fear or hate about yourself?: I am afraid of my right little toe.
(54) Are you passive or aggressive?: Both.
(55) Have you got a ?: A question mark?

(56) What is your greatest strength and weakness?: Why would I tell you? You might try to take advantage of them!
(57) If you could change one thing about yourself?: I would have to think about that for a lot longer than I am going to spend on this thing.
(58) There are three wells, love, beauty and creativity, which one do you choose?: Love.
(59) How do you vent?: Xanga usually.
(60) Do you think you are emotionally strong?: Most of the time.
(61) Is there anything you regret doing/not doing in life?: Heck Yeah.
(62) Do you think life has been good so far?: On the whole, yeah.
(63) What is the most important lesson you've learned from life?: My purity comes from Jesus, not from what I've done or not done.
(64) What do you like the most about your body?: It works pretty well.
(65) And least?: lack of tanning ability/sunburn easily, extremely short legs.
(66) Do you think you are good looking?: I am not vain...
(67) Are you confident?: Yeah, I'm king of the world, or at least of Wal-Mart, why shouldn't I be confident? It's all about the attitude, man.
(68) What is the fictional character you're most like?: Andy Marvin
(69) Do people know how you feel?: Only when I want them to.
(70) Are you perceived wrongly?: Usually.
(71) Smoke?: Nope.
(72) Do drugs?: When I'm sick.
(73) Read the newspaper?: I usually get my news online.
(74) Pray?: Yes.
(75) Go to church? Not as often as I should, but yes.
(76) Talk to strangers who IM you?: No.
(77) Sleep with stuffed animals?: Yes...too many.
(78) Take walks in the rain?: When the situation is right.
(79) Talk to people even though you hate them?: Nope. Except the few people who dont' know I hate them. I talk to them as little as possible though.
(80) Drive?: Yes.
(81) Like to drive fast?: Feel the POWER? oooooh yeah!
(82) Liked your voice?: No.
(83) Hurt yourself?: not on purpose
(84) Been out of the country?: No.
(85) Eaten something that made other people sick?: Yes.
(86) Burped?: Duh.
(87) Been unfaithful?: No.
(88) Been in love?: Yes.
(89) Done drugs?: didn't we already cover this?
(90) Gone skinny dipping?: I will some day, when the time is right.
(92) Had a surgery?: No.
(93) Ran away from home?: I was little. I got bored, then hungry, so I came home for lunch.
(94) Played strip poker: No.
(95) Gotten beaten up?: No.
(97) Been picked on?: Always.
(98) Been on stage?: Yes.
(99) Been so drunk that you know you're supposed to go out on a date with someone, but you can't remember with who or when and that you faint when you look at yourself in the mirror in the morning, not to mention your breath?: I don't get drunk. That question is a good reason why not to.
(100) Slept outdoors?: Yes.
(101) Thought about suicide?: You just made me with that question.
(102) Pulled an all-nighter?: Yep, when I was younger.
(103) If yes, what is your record?: About 24 hours.
(105) Talked on the phone all night?: No.
(106) Slept together with the opposite sex without actually having sex?: Yes.
(107) Slept all day?: When I'm really sick.
(108) Killed someone?: Um, no, and if I had, do you really think I'd say so on an online survey?
(109) Made out with a stranger?: No.
(110) Had sex with a stranger?: No.
(111) Thought you're going crazy?: I am crazy.
(112) Kissed the same sex?: Family on the cheek.
(113) Done anything sexual with the same sex?: Gross, no.
(114) Been betrayed?: Yes.
(115) Had a dream that came true?: Yes.
(116) Broken the law?: Yeah.
(117) Met a famous person?: A few.
(118) Have you ever killed an animal by accident?: Probably.
(146) Stolen anything?: Not that I recall, unless you count food.
(147) Been on radio/TV.?: uh, No.
(148) Been in a mosh pit?: No, and no desire to.
(149) Had a nervous breakdown?: Not yet.
(150) Considered religious vocation?: No.
(151) Been criticized about your sexual performance?: No, not really.
(152) Bungee jumped?: No.
(153) Had a dream that kept coming back?: Yes.
(154) Shoe brand?: LLBean makes good hiking boots, NewBalance makes good walking/standing shoes. Whatever else is cheap.
(155) Brand of clothing?: Whatever's cheap/fits/looks good/I like.
(156) Cologne/perfume?: uh, Calvin Kline One (or somesuch liek that)
(157) What are you normally wearing to school/work?: Jeans/T-shirt or whatever at school, khakies/nice pants and T-shirt at work.
(159) Wear hats?: Only if it's cold or sunny.
(161) Wear make-up?: Not usually.
(162) Favorite place to shop?: World Market is cool.
(163) Favorite article of clothing?: Camo T-shirt (but I have at least 6 of em, so you'd never know if it was a clean one I was wearing or not)
(164) Are you trendy?: Not remotely.
(165) Would you rather wear a uniform to school?: OK, I'm in college......
BELIEFS
(166) Believe in life on other planets?: No.
(167) Miracles?: Yes.
(168) Astrology?: I believe it exists, yes. I also believe it's a load of crap.
(169) Magic?: psh
(170) God?: Yes.
(171) Satan?: Yes.
(172) Santa?: psh
(173) Ghosts?: yes.
(174) Luck?: psh.
(175) Love at first sight?: No.
(176) Yin and Yang?: psh.
(177) Witches?: Well, yeah they're real, and should all be killed.
(178) Easter bunny?: psh
(179) Believe it's possible to remain faithful forever?: Yes.
(180) Believe there's a pot of gold at the end of the rainbow? No.
(181) Do you wish on stars?: No.
LOVE, and all that
(182) Did you get frightened or uncomfortable seeing that as a section title?: Not particularly.
(183) Do you remember your first love?: Yes.
(184) Still love him/her?: No.
(185) Do you consider love a mistake?: No.
(187) Turn-on?: Joking/fun personality, good values/&whatnot, also can be very serious
(188) Turn-off?: dry personality, only interested in sex, really stupid, drugs/excess alcohol, etc.
(189) Do you base your judgment on looks alone: No. Some of my best friends are kinda rough looking. (people that work in the back of Wal-Mart, and the overnight crew)
(200) If someone you had no interest in dating expressed interest in dating you, how would you feel?: Kinda awkward. But, awkwardness fades, regret lasts forever.
(201) Do you prefer knowing someone before dating them or going "blind"?: Never been on a blind date, but I'd hate it fo shore.
(202) Have you ever wished it was more "socially acceptable" for a girl to ask a guy out?: No.
(203) Have you ever been romantically attracted to someone physically unattractive?: Sure, a little bit.
(204) Do you think the opposite sex finds you good looking?: Eh, not really. *shrugs* what would I know? Go ask
THEM
(205) What is best about the opposite sex?: they're simple.
(206) What is the worst thing about the opposite sex?: they're so simple that all they want is sex and alcohol.
(207) What's the last present someone gave you?: uh, I dunno, it's been a while....my dad gave me $100 for gas a while back.
(208) Are you in love?: Not really.
(209) Do you consider your significant other hot?: n/a but even if it did apply, probably not.
(210) What would you do if you were walking down the street and saw some hot guy/girl standing on the sidewalk?: smile, nod, keep on with my business.
WHO WAS THE LAST PERSON...
(211) That haunted you?: huh?
(212) You wanted to kill?: Um.....
(213) That you laughed at?: Jason Straight
(214) That laughed at you?: My dad probably
(215) That turned you on?: I dunno, probably Matt, maybe Doug kinda.
(216) You went shopping with?: Amber
(217) That broke your heart?: Matt, kinda.
(218) To disappoint you?: Matt, kinda.
(219) To ask you out?: Matt (over a year ago)
(220) To make you cry?: I dunno. I don't cry much.
(221) To brighten up your day?: Bro Jay
(222) That you thought about?: Bro Jay, since I just typed his name.
(223) You saw a movie with?: Amber probably
(224) You talked to on the phone?: Amber probably
(225) You talked to through IM?: InsaneDrummer
(226) You saw?: Amber
(227) You lost?: how do you lose a person?
(229) You thought was completely insane?: Amber probably.
(230) You wanted to be?: Just me.
(231) You told off?: Uh, Carl West (a local cop btw) for not talking to me when he was at WM.
(232) You trusted?: Matt.
(233) You turned down?: Alicia I guess.
WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU
(234) Smiled?: Earlier.
(235) Laughed?: earlier.
(236) Cried?: I dunno...
(237) Bought something?: I bought peanut butter M&Ms the other day.
(238) Danced?: Sr Prom back in April 2004
(239) Were sarcastic?: I am never sarcastic, ever.
(240) hugged someone?: Yesterday at work.
(241) Talked to an ex?: Back in February I think.
(242) Watched your fave movie?: I don't have a favorite movie, really
(243) Had a nightmare?: a couple weeks ago, it involved shoplifters at work.
(245) Talked on the phone?: Uh, I dunno
(246) Listened to the radio?: Earlier.
(247) Watched TV?: Ages ago.
(248) Went out?: on a date? Psh. I went out to church thismorning
(249) Helped someone?: Yesterday.
(250) Were mean?: Earlier.
(251) Sang?: at church.
(252) Saw a movie in a theater?: I can't remember.
(253) Said "I love you"?: Last night I guess.
(254) Missed someone?: After spring break I missed my Straight friends pretty badly.
(255) Fought with a family member?: ....
(256) Fought with a friend?: Ha, I have no idea...
(257) Had a serious conversation?: Earlier.
(258) Got drunk?: Never.