August 25, 2003- 8:20 AM EST
I've actually been reading a couple of these things here, just trying to get an idea as to what is expected of me. I'm gonna steal this little survey from a guy named Mike, who stole it from someone else, who probably stole it as well. So without further ado, here goes nothing.
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1. Name: Lee, Lebo, Leboman, Stupidhead, Daddy, take your pick
2. Dad's Name: Stephen, for those who care
3. Mom's Name: Ann
4. Birthday: June 2, 1970
5. Last time you showered: That would be yesterday, I think....
6. What color pants do you have on right now: I'm not wearing any pants at the moment (see question 35)
7. What song are you listening to right now: "Under The Sun" by The Swift, who really are God's favorite band
8. Last four digits in your phone number: 4927 (but not necessarily in that order)
9. Last thing you ate: a fudge covered brownie with ice cream from McDonalds
10. Weirdest name you have ever heard: Martha. Yeah, I know it's not that odd, but it just sounds weird when I say it. Martha....see? Weird.
11. Fav. radio station: All corporate commercial radio sucks because they won't play The Elms, The Swift or King's X
12. If you were a crayon, what color would you be: Burnt Sienna
13. Last movie you saw: Even though I knew I shouldn't...."Freddy vs. Jason"
14. Where do you want to go on your honeymoon: This is easy, I've been married for twelve years so I've had some time to work on the answer. Fargo, North Dakota...but we went to King's Dominion in Virginia.
15. Have you ever been in love: probably too many times for comfort's sake
16. Who do you want to marry right now: My wife, Robin, again and again
17. Last book I read: From start to finish, hhmmm I don't remember. I start reading lots of things and don't finish due to time....I'll have to guess and say "Big Trouble" by Dave Berry
18. Do you have a pager: afraid not
19. Lava lamp: not anymore
20. How many buds on your buddy list: none at the moment, will you be my bud?
21. What's the weather: I could insert a witty, smart-alec answer like Mikey did on his, but I'll play along....HOT, HUMID and HOT....did I say it was HOT
22. What did you do last night: got off work at 6:00, went to church until about 8:30 and then took my boys to McDonalds
23. Who are you talking to online right now: Jesus, He always answers my IMs
24. Name backwards: eman
25. Screen name: too complicated a question, do you want current, and if so, for which service....there are so many to choose from
26. Sexiest thing about the opposite sex: I like big butts and I cannot lie, all you other brothers can't deny....hold on, wrong forum for that kind of thing huh? I'll say the eyes Pat. The eyes.
27. If you had a genie what wish would you make: virtuosity in the guitar department
28. Fav. CD: "Truth, Soul, Rock & Roll" by The Elms
29. Where ya going tomorrow: I don't even know where I'm going today yet
30. Who do you most admire: apart from Jesus...Peter, cuz even though he kept messing up, he never quit and God still used him to do mighty things, that gives me hope
31. Are you happy: I'm probably Dopey or Sneezy
32. What are you looking forward to this summer: Well, it's almost September
33. Would you pierce your nose, tongue or belly button: yes, no, no....but I am considering getting inked
34. Be serious or funny: I'll stick with Dopey or Sneezy, I've never heard of these two
35. Boxers or briefs: Boxer-briefs are the only way to go, unless I happen to be wearing those flannel PJ pants, then I go sans undies
36. Whole or Skim milk: milk, in any of its forms, is good, especially on some Cap N Crunch
37. Simple or complicated: occasionally
38. Law or anarchy: GRACE
39. Grey or Gray: Grey clouds, Gray shirt
40. Night or Day: yep
41. Color or black and white photos: of whom?
42. Sunrise or Sunset: sunset at the beach, sunrise in the mountains
43. Rap or Rock: typically I like rock and roll, but that KJ-52 kid is pretty neato
44. Stay up late or early: definitely
45. Is it POP or SODA: in my part of the world we refer to them by their trademarked names....I'd never ask someone to grab me a soda, or a pop. I'd say, "Yo man, grab me a Vanilla Pepsi."
46. X or O in Tic-Tac-Toe: people still play that?
47. Eat an apple or an orange: throw an apple, drink an orange
48. What came first, the chicken or the egg: Chicken, without a doubt....yeah Regis, that's my final answer, chicken, yeah...chicken.
49. Tall or short guys/girls: I don't think I want a guy/girl, sounds kinda weird...I'll stick with my wife, who is much shorter than I am
50. Sun or moon: The Sun baby, the SUN !!!!
51. Emerald or ruby: Emeril
52. Pants or shorts: (see answer 35)
53. Left or right: of what? I'm right of ultra-liberal but definitely left of ultra-conservative.
54. 10 acquintances or one best friend: go with the best friend every time
55. Vanilla or Chocolate ice cream: I prefer Cookies & Cream
56. Green Beans or carrots: I refuse to eat poor defenseless vegetables that have no way to protect themselves from the money-grubbing murdering farmers who pluck them from their comfy little homes.
57. Hair in pony tail or leave it down: mullet
58. Silver jewelry or gold jewelry: I like white gold
59. Kids or no kids: two boys, Geo & Chris
60. Dogs or cats: big, goofy slobbering dogs, cats are evil
61. Half-full or half empty: room for more
62. Mustard or Ketchup: Salsa
63. Hardcover books or softcover books: as long as you're reading them it doesn't matter
64. Newspaper or magazine: newsgroups
65. Catsup or Ketchup: I prefer Catchup
66. Sandals or sneakers: sandals
67. Wonder or amazement: awe
68. Red car or white car: white Ford Taurus, red Ferrari
69. Happy and poor or rich and sad: technically we're all rich in Christ, so I can't be poor
70. Singing or dancing: 33 year old white men shouldn't dance, so I don't
71. Hug or kiss: from who?
72. Corduroy or plaid: I actually like em both
73. Happy or sad:
74. Live or die: "...to live is Christ, to die is gain..."
75. Ben Affleck or Matt Damon: Ben Stiller
76. Fav. Person online: some guy name Guido in Venice
77. Braces: you'd need teeth for those, right?
78. Fav. movies: Jeez, this one is hard. I really like "Monsters Inc." but "Lilo & Stitch " is pretty good too
79. Fav Drink: Vanilla Pepsi, so they'll probably stop making it just to tick me off
80. Fav Musical: Does "Jonah:The Veggietales Movie" count?
81. Fav Car: that I actually owned or that I want...actual:Toyota Camry, want: 1958 Corvette
82. Fav TV show: don't really watch a lot of television, probaby reruns of "Seinfeld"
83. What color hair do you prefer for the opposite sex: brown
84. Coke or Pepsi: Pepsi, the taste born in the Carolinas
85. Fav store at the mall: something in the food court I'm sure
86. Fav store anywhere: LifeWay, but not for shopping.
87. Siblings: two. both younger
88. Is this survey stupid: are my answers stupid?
89. Least fav subject in school: ah, to be back in school...chemistry really bored me
90. Thing you hate to admit that's true about you that's embarrassing: I'm a big, fat slob most of the time
91. Would you rather be single or taken: taken where?
92. Do you have a b/f or g/f: no but I have a lot of JPEG and GIF files on my computer
93. Who is the last person you talked to on the phone: my wife, Robin
94. How many e-mail addresses do you have: four that I can remember the passwords for
95. Do you keep your car messy or clean: I have two boys, take a guess
Long and tiring that was....but that's me for now.
Thanks to Mikey and Jonathan and whomever else may have passed that thing around before I saw it.