Go Back   Christian Guitar Forum > Community > Entertainment > Humor
Letter to Tide

Letter to Tide

Register FAQ Members List Calendar Arcade Mark Forums Read

Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
Old 07-28-2003, 12:19 PM   #1
is a Zombie Terminator
 
Braid's Avatar
 

Joined: Jul 2001
Location: The Lone Star State
Posts: 6,138
Letter to Tide
Dear Tide,

I'm writing to say what an excellent product you have. I've used it since the beginning of married life, when my Mom told me it was the best.

In fact, about a month ago, while at my mother-in-law's house, I spilled some red wine on my new white blouse. She started to berate me about my drinking problem. One thing lead to another and I ended up with a lot of her blood on my white blouse, as well.

I tried to get the stain out using her bargain detergent, but it just wouldn't come out. On my way home, I stopped and got a bottle of liquid Tide with bleach alternative, and all of the stains came out! They came out so well, in fact, that the DNA tests were negative! I thank you, once again, for a great product.

Well, gotta go, I have to write a letter to the Hefty bag people.

__________________
"It's zombie huntin' time!"
Braid is offline   Reply With Quote
Sponsored Links
Old 07-28-2003, 12:29 PM   #2
Registered User
 
Visirale's Avatar
 

Joined: Jan 2003
Posts: 3,177
That was alternativeley strange and funny :P
Visirale is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2003, 05:30 PM   #3
Thread Killer
 
Mr.Zachcore's Avatar
 

Joined: Jun 2002
Location: the land of the ancients
Posts: 7,598
Send a message via AIM to Mr.Zachcore Send a message via MSN to Mr.Zachcore
sh cking! i didnt know Tide could do that! had i known i wouldnt be in this jail cell right now
Mr.Zachcore is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-28-2003, 11:28 PM   #4
Registered User
 
Drill's Avatar
 

Joined: May 2003
Location: Salford, England
Posts: 2,102
Send a message via AIM to Drill
that's a bit scary, but I love it. Good stuff
__________________
I think that if we really knew what it was like to be in the presence of God, then there is nothing on this earth that would keep us from living every moment for Him and worshipping Him with all of our hearts. Praise be to God for the day when we finally stand face to face with our LORD and Savior.
Although... perhaps it will be our face to His feet.
Drill is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-29-2003, 10:59 AM   #5
o--|=======>
 
baseballboy's Avatar
 

Joined: Jan 2003
Location: The good ol' US of A
Posts: 1,463
Send a message via AIM to baseballboy
Quote:
Originally Posted by Drill
that's a bit scary, but I love it. Good stuff
Agreed. That was... But funny
__________________
Come visit me in my xanga
baseballboy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2003, 02:18 PM   #6
Plays Guitar
 
Jjesus Freak's Avatar
 

Joined: Feb 2003
Location: Smack in the middle of Georgia
Posts: 740
Send a message via Skype™ to Jjesus Freak
True, but I know some people that can vouch with that. :khair:
__________________
How would you like your eternity: smoking or non-smoking

I'm going out to play, call it whatever you want.

"Man will never reach the moon regardless of all future scientific advances." -- Dr. Lee DeForest, Inventor of TV
Jjesus Freak is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2003, 02:31 PM   #7
Aesthetically Asinine
 
WintryFrenchie's Avatar
 

Joined: Jul 2003
Location: Paris
Posts: 475
Dark humor. I like it.
__________________
WintryFrenchie is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2003, 08:05 PM   #8
Art
Cool enough
Administrator
 
Art's Avatar
 
Basketball Shoot-out Champion!Tournaments Won: 35

Joined: May 2002
Location: Northern California
Posts: 39,341
paid
Send a message via AIM to Art Send a message via MSN to Art Send a message via Skype™ to Art
hahahaha... that's just great
__________________
Flickr.
Art is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2003, 10:35 PM   #9
o--|=======>
 
baseballboy's Avatar
 

Joined: Jan 2003
Location: The good ol' US of A
Posts: 1,463
Send a message via AIM to baseballboy
Now someone should make up the letter to Hefty.
__________________
Come visit me in my xanga
baseballboy is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 07-31-2003, 11:13 PM   #10
I can't understand you...
 

Joined: May 2002
Location: Columbus, Ohio
Posts: 11,409
Send a message via AIM to SoccerAaron Send a message via Yahoo to SoccerAaron
Lol!
Greatness!
__________________

http://www.YourFreeVideoiPods.com/index.php?ref=1663076

This is all legit and legal. PM me for more questions. If you sign up through my link and complete an offer, I will give you $10 after I'm given credit for your completion. The blockbuster deal is $10 and you get movies for a month and 4 in-store coupons for movies. So if you cancel before you're billed for the second month you basically are getting free movies sent to you and 4 coupons for free.

I get paid everytime you click this.
SoccerAaron is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-01-2003, 03:59 PM   #11
Me and my brother <3
 
Frodo's Avatar
 

Joined: Mar 2002
Location: In my Father's will
Posts: 2,899
Never under-estimate the power of...Tide.
__________________
So if you're waiting for love/well it's a promise I'll keep/if you don't mind believing that it changes everything/then time will never matter/
Frodo is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2003, 03:49 PM   #12
My famlily
 
Pete_H's Avatar
 

Joined: Feb 2001
Location: right behind you
Posts: 2,072
Quote:
Originally Posted by baseballboy
Now someone should make up the letter to Hefty.
Dear Hefty......
__________________
I'm anti sig
Pete_H is offline   Reply With Quote
Old 08-03-2003, 03:51 PM   #13
...or am I?
 
Kati's Avatar
 

Joined: Aug 2001
Location: At my house.
Posts: 4,694
That is the funniest completely disturbing thing I've seen in a while...
__________________
Lend your voice.
Kati is offline   Reply With Quote
Reply

« NO MORE FORWARDS! | Who is funnier? »
Thread Tools
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode

Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts
BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 06:13 AM.