crossing the threashhold of my big blue backyard

lizwrenne · 03-29-2005, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by jimbogimbo

naw...you couldnt do that. shift sizes, i mean. itd be way too simple! why create a universal sizing chart (or at least more universal), when it sounds so much cooler to use numbers like 3 or 10, that vary by clothier, price, material, and style? efficiency....thats what the world needs. maybe someone could give a speech...

hardy har har...maybe i will. that would be the kinda original material that forensics judges would be looking for, now wouldn't it? maybe that could win me a spot on the bus to milwaukee? maybe...

but seriously, even if they did that universal sizing (however wonderful it might be for guys), i still don't think that they'd make pants in my size. i mean...i have an inseam of 27, either that or a 26. but i'd like to err on the side of being a bit taller....but does anyone actually make them that short? my cousin (who's 9, and just about my height) has an inseam longer than that, or it sure seems so. you know what, i bet she does...probably like a 28.

but even so, don't ruin my moment! i found two pair of pants that fit!

ImOnFire · 03-29-2005, 08:23 AM

Whoopie! How are you Laurenesq?

guitargirl12889 · 03-29-2005, 12:01 PM

weird, i can never find pants that are long enough

lizwrenne · 03-29-2005, 12:10 PM

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Originally Posted by guitargirl12889

weird, i can never find pants that are long enough

thanks for rubbing it in, o tall one.

so just got back from babysitting. and let me tell you...there are few things worse than the feeling you get once you make money only to give it all to your mom. on the bright[er] side....at least i'm only $340 in debt now...man, that really doesn't make me feel good at all.

here's the pic kyra (the little girl, bless her soul) and i drew. it's of a lovely princess being locked in a high tower in a castle. a mean ol' dragon and his two dragon kids are attacking her, but alas! the handsome prince is on the way...to save the day for the princess! and they will fall in love and get married...

Symbiotic · 03-29-2005, 12:16 PM

so why are you in debt?.....did i miss something....well, i supposed i've only posted here, like, 4 times so far....

jimbogimbo · 03-29-2005, 12:38 PM

why is she in debt? ha! its a long story, but here goes...

you see, lauren likes to party. big time. so a couple weeks ago, she decided she wanted to throw this massive party with shasta to excess, and pizza galore, and, well, other stuff better left unnamed... she got a bounce house and ponies and a clown...and charged it all to the daddy's credit card, because he doesnt really look at the bill when he pays it off (lauren and mrs. b go shopping alot...hitting up all the boutiques, so in order to keep his cool he tries not to see what they buy...). however, as he was paying the bill, something caught his eye..."balloon chairs incorporated"... what was this "balloon chairs incorporated"? why was it on his bill? how did someone spend $320 just on balloons?! then lauren had to explain everything...the 1200 glow in the dark balloons, the clowns, the peach pies in the shape of abe lincoln's mole... and had to work to pay off the $845.74 she spent....

natedawg5280 · 03-29-2005, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Jim

you see, lauren likes to party. big time. so a couple weeks ago, she decided she wanted to throw this massive party with shasta to excess, and pizza galore, and, well, other stuff better left unnamed... she got a bounce house and ponies and a clown...and charged it all to the daddy's credit card, because he doesnt really look at the bill when he pays it off (lauren and mrs. b go shopping alot...hitting up all the boutiques, so in order to keep his cool he tries not to see what they buy...). however, as he was paying the bill, something caught his eye..."balloon chairs incorporated"... what was this "balloon chairs incorporated"? why was it on his bill? how did someone spend $320 just on balloons?! then lauren had to explain everything...the 1200 glow in the dark balloons, the clowns, the peach pies in the shape of abe lincoln's mole... and had to work to pay off the $845.74 she spent....

Stop lying.. it's not cool. Lauren do you really have dreds? I've studied that picture of you (You posted in your blog) and I see no traces of them.

jimbogimbo · 03-29-2005, 12:48 PM

lie? me? im offended you would even say such a thing...

ok...so maybe its a little bit untrue...

natedawg5280 · 03-29-2005, 12:58 PM

What do you mean Detroit.. Kinda?

ImOnFire · 03-29-2005, 01:15 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbogimbo

lie? me? im offended you would even say such a thing...

ok...so maybe its a little bit untrue...

Rofl!

Symbiotic · 03-29-2005, 01:18 PM

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Originally Posted by jimbogimbo

why is she in debt? ha! its a long story, but here goes...

you see, lauren likes to party. big time. so a couple weeks ago, she decided she wanted to throw this massive party with shasta to excess, and pizza galore, and, well, other stuff better left unnamed... she got a bounce house and ponies and a clown...and charged it all to the daddy's credit card, because he doesnt really look at the bill when he pays it off (lauren and mrs. b go shopping alot...hitting up all the boutiques, so in order to keep his cool he tries not to see what they buy...). however, as he was paying the bill, something caught his eye..."balloon chairs incorporated"... what was this "balloon chairs incorporated"? why was it on his bill? how did someone spend $320 just on balloons?! then lauren had to explain everything...the 1200 glow in the dark balloons, the clowns, the peach pies in the shape of abe lincoln's mole... and had to work to pay off the $845.74 she spent....

hopefully the party was worth it, eh?....funny story...

lizwrenne · 03-29-2005, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by guitarman_888

so why are you in debt?.....did i miss something....well, i supposed i've only posted here, like, 4 times so far....

joel...read jimbo's post and weep. that's right...w-e-e-p. now why are you weeping? is it because you were so terribly wrong and he was so terribly right? or because he was just so terribly wrong? i have no idea...for i have no idea. which was just a redundant sentence, if i've ever seen one. and i have, so there it is!

the partay was along those lines...although i was in rem when it happened, so you'll have to take jimbo's word for it. man, a lot of really awesome things supposedly happen (according to jimbo, of course) while i'm knocked out or the like. but man...in fact...if this 'partay' of his were really as he described it, i'd be in much worse condition. but the money that i am aware of...$175 for a trip to missourri, $60 for a trip to ann arbor, $85 for a trip to dc. and then the money i had to fork over today...$20 for a trip to the dance. so it's basically all traveling, you see. but i just got back from the bank (so that i would be able to pay back even more money), and now i actually have some spare cash to spend...if you don't count my change, that is...

Symbiotic · 03-29-2005, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by lizwrenne

joel...read jimbo's post and weep. that's right...w-e-e-p. now why are you weeping? is it because you were so terribly wrong and he was so terribly right? or because he was just so terribly wrong? i have no idea...for i have no idea. which was just a redundant sentence, if i've ever seen one. and i have, so there it is!

I am so utterly confused...

natedawg5280 · 03-29-2005, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by lizwrenne

the partay was along those lines...although i was in rem when it happened, so you'll have to take jimbo's word for it. man, a lot of really awesome things supposedly happen (according to jimbo, of course) while i'm knocked out or the like. but man...in fact...if this 'partay' of his were really as he described it, i'd be in much worse condition. but the money that i am aware of...$175 for a trip to missourri, $60 for a trip to ann arbor, $85 for a trip to dc. and then the money i had to fork over today...$20 for a trip to the dance. so it's basically all traveling, you see. but i just got back from the bank (so that i would be able to pay back even more money), and now i actually have some spare cash to spend...if you don't count my change, that is...

Dude.. you make no sense.

I said:
You confuse me.. does lauren really have dreds?

jimbogimbo said:
shes got...spiritual dreds.

I said:
You confuse me.. you mean she's been lying since DAY 1?

jimbogimbo said:
talk to her about it...

I'm curious...

ekoside · 03-29-2005, 07:58 PM

yeah, ive seen one pic of you with dreads, and one without them. explain............................................................................................. .................................................................................................... .................................................................................................... ..........

i just got in memorium by living sacrifice today, and it is so totally sick!!! you should get it liz, really should. and i got an LS jacket too.