[Adam]

Marauding through your mind like Sitting Bull in the Old West, new thoughts Overthrowing your tired worldview to complete Dostoevsky's conquest
Haha, you think you see all neutrally, but the fact is, you mind be mutinied
It be riddled with antimony, autonomy, and intellectual sodomy

Pedophilia be what you be peddling
Your cancerous thoughts be settling
But no mo'...we here to shake up your tryst
Inflict metamorphosis, rouse ya'll from you beds
Apocalypse be the catalyst

What, you think Van Til was joking when he saw it all coming
You better take a look in the past, don’t drive by fast,
What you about to see should send you running

We aren’t talking about capping cops
Raping the thugs, taking of tops
Pimping the hoes, these be cheap shots

Step aside Eminem, the reign of terra has ended
Your fake-ass rhymes don't do mind-bending
We be bringing in heavy artillery, and no
Not the kind you use when you be angry

No, friend, while these fools concern themselves
With riches, wine, and cash, we choose to delve,
Down past the superficial, artificial
And grasp the metaphor, and blow off you lyrical whores

Quit resorting to conventional methods and models
You probably never heard of a metaphysical weapon
Well, we using it now, bringing down corruption
Revealing your lies, screw your hedonism

Liberal media be on the attack
Well, only simpletons think that we'd sit back slack
The only way to defend is to take the offense
And filter everything through a critical lens

We are questioning liberal authority
Putting it up to the real Testimony
To hell with what you heard on freaking NBC
Dousing your lies in fires of reality

Sola Scriptura, tried and true
The Double D is riding
And we're bringing the whole crew
We got a guns loaded and cocked,
Chambers full of bullets meant to awaken and shock



These are the "ill ryhmes" Than and I are working on. This is our compilation thread.

[Adam]

By the way, that was one rap. It is as of yet untitled.

[Than]

Wow! Lyrical genius is the only thing that comes to mind. What profound young lyricists the two authors must be!

[Amanda]

That's some good stuff. Maybe white guys can rap after all.

[Jared]

I heard the Roots are looking for another MC...
You might have a shot, ?diot.

[Adam]

You might have a shot, ?diot.

Actuallly, most of the credit goes to Than. He is the master! Look at stanzas 1, 2, and 6 especially. He wrote those.

["BrooksB"]

Originally Posted by The Idiot

Pedophilia be what you be peddling

Wow....

[Adam]

Update: Than and I have worked on more stuff for this same rap (as of yet untitled) and we found a beat that works perfectly with it. Hopefully it should be recorded soon.

["BrooksB"]

crazy white people....

[Than]

Talented white people. These beats and rhymes be tight, yo. Dis Mint should be here to witness this.

[Than]

*Bump. Adam and I need to write more of these.