the Hippocrene

Than · 06-18-2003, 11:41 PM

Well, this is my blog. It serves a two fold purpose as of right now. #1, answer any questions, #2, it's a base of operations where I can launch my major offensive against Perhaps, the bane of all that is well and good in Creation. Oh yes, and #3 to subdue any fears Meatfinger might have, while clearing up the "Thanny boy" scandal. I best get started.

Since I'm a pretentious, elitist art-rock jerk, I picked a wonderfully pretentious title. Hope you like it.

Now, #1...feel free to ask away, as is the case with Travis' log.
#3...I enjoy the nickname "Thanny boy". There is nothing weird or obsessive connected to the name. I just liked meat's reactions to my posts, and the ensuing chaos. I am not gay. I don't want to be gay. It was never my intention to appear gay. Let it be written: RULE NUMBER 7: "I am not gay".

and finally #2. In case you didn't notice, I simply was keeping my sister in Christ accountable by bringing perhaps' abominable drug addictions to light, and she decreased my reputation, as she probably will do with this post! She does this because she's Canadian, and has an inferiority complex to deal with. Instead of feeling priviledged to grow up above a country gracious enough to share a border with it, even though it's infinately more powerful, she resents this with a passion. She resents the fact that homosexual marriages are allowed. She resents the fact that her currency is the whipping boy of the American Dollar. She resents the fact that the only internationally recognizable band to come from Canada is Our Lady Peace. She resents the fact that her country's military consists of mounties who ride around on bicylces, because the horses they used were deemed bad for the ecology. In light of this, how can you blame her? Poor perhaps...

She's a modern day Job, just without the riches...and probably with a mullet.

benj · 06-18-2003, 11:46 PM

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it's a base of operations where I can launch my major offensive against Perhaps, the bane of all that is well and good in Creation.

Mess with the wifey, feel the wrath of the hubby. Aroooooo.

Than · 06-18-2003, 11:49 PM

I'll tell you what, benj. I like you, I don't want to fight with you. How about I'll play "santa" for those nascar jackets, throw in a barbed wire tatoo for you, and call it a deal. That way you're appeased, the wife is happy, and she will still think the world of you. *cough cough Whipped! cough cough*

SenorPapaCabasa · 06-18-2003, 11:53 PM

oh man.....this is gonna get ugly....and i like it!

SenorPapaCabasa · 06-19-2003, 12:10 AM

hmm, fair enough......

**meatfinger** · 06-19-2003, 01:46 AM

BOOOOO!!!! This blog SUCKS! I mean....er.....thanks for making the Thanny boy deal official. I am not longer frightened. And although I'm not a fan of Canada, I do not wish to alienate MandyMooreMoo. So I shall remain neutral, if that's OK with everyone.

And the official CGR soap opera is my blog, thank you. Visit it and post there often.

Than · 06-19-2003, 01:49 AM

Ouch...is that a shameless plug for you blog, by the way?

**meatfinger** · 06-19-2003, 02:52 AM

Of course not, why would you think that.

[subliminal messages]come visit my blog and post often![/subliminal messages]

benj · 06-19-2003, 04:48 AM

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I'll tell you what, benj. I like you, I don't want to fight with you. How about I'll play "santa" for those nascar jackets, throw in a barbed wire tatoo for you, and call it a deal. That way you're appeased, the wife is happy, and she will still think the world of you. *cough cough Whipped! cough cough*

You are right...

You don't want to fight with me. I would tear you limb for limb, cookie. Better watch your back, mister, 'cause I am the only one who is allowed to talk bad about my wife and I don't want to risk the beating.

On a related note, visit my blog, everyone! Oh, wait, I guess that was on an unrelated note.

Than · 06-19-2003, 10:37 AM

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You are right...

You don't want to fight with me. I would tear you limb for limb, cookie. Better watch your back, mister, 'cause I am the only one who is allowed to talk bad about my wife and I don't want to risk the beating.

*sigh controversy everywhere. I feel like Martha Stewat, but with a blog. If it's a fight you want benj, then I'll have to remind that I hold the divine right, here. And for those times you talk bad about your wife, may I suggest:

Still waiting for any questions to roll in...

**meatfinger** · 06-19-2003, 10:58 AM

Question: who is Martha Stewat?

perhaps · 06-19-2003, 11:23 AM

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and she decreased my reputation, as she probably will do with this post!

hahaha yes I did

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She does this because she's Canadian, and has an inferiority complex to deal with. Instead of feeling priviledged to grow up above a country gracious enough to share a border with it, even though it's infinately more powerful, she resents this with a passion. She resents the fact that homosexual marriages are allowed. She resents the fact that her currency is the whipping boy of the American Dollar. She resents the fact that the only internationally recognizable band to come from Canada is Our Lady Peace. She resents the fact that her countries military consists of mounties who ride around on bicylces, because the horses they used were deemed bad for the ecology. In light of this, how can you blame her? Poor perhaps...

She's a modern day Job, just without the riches...and probably with a mullet.

You are the one that keeps bringing this up. Seems like you're the one with the "inferiority complex" to deal with. Besides, everyone knows that Canada is superior, whether you're willing to admit it or not. Canada Jr....or America, or whatever you call that dump, just doesn't compare.

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That way you're appeased, the wife is happy, and she will still think the world of you. *cough cough Whipped! cough cough*

I AM NOT WHIPPED...ohhh you are crossing lines..

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God and I have been talking, and we agree that I've got the moral high ground here.

Yeah I agree - you are high here.

**meatfinger** · 06-19-2003, 05:32 PM

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I AM NOT WHIPPED...ohhh you are crossing lines..

You aren't wipped. Thanny boy was observing that your dear husband is, and a very correct observation at that. I concur that Benj is a very whipped man.

Oh well, at least he found the right girl for him.

At least Sean didn't get her.

Zooropa · 06-19-2003, 05:36 PM

Any suggestions on what Hotel we should stay at for Radiohead weekend? I'm also hoping that a cool show will be happening at the 40 Watt in Athens, GA that weekend. They usually have cool indie shows. Bright Eyes would be great.

Than · 06-19-2003, 11:07 PM

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Any suggestions on what Hotel we should stay at for Radiohead weekend? I'm also hoping that a cool show will be happening at the 40 Watt in Athens, GA that weekend. They usually have cool indie shows. Bright Eyes would be great.

Ahh yes, I'd definately be up for multiple shows. As for hotels, I can't really help out, I'm GA illiterate, although I buzz by AA and expedia and whatnot.