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03-20-2003, 12:01 AM
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| scary foto! oh its jus me  Joined: Jan 2003 Location: << Melbourne Australia >> Posts: 88
| sry if this has already been said but i lovd this one... this reminds me of a friend of mine... ---------------------------------------- **A Redhead and a Blonde** ---------------------------------------- A redhead walks into a sports bar around 9:58 PM. She sits down next to this blonde at the bar and stares up at the TV. The 10:00 news was on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The redhead turns to the blonde and says, "You know, I bet he'll jump." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." The redhead placed $20 dollars on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $20 dollars to the redhead and said, "All is fair. Here is your money." The redhead replies, "Honey, I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too, but I didn't think he'd do it again. L  L
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03-20-2003, 11:17 AM
| #107 |
| Me and my brother <3  Joined: Mar 2002 Location: In my Father's will Posts: 2,899
| that's great, DJ!  
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03-23-2003, 10:05 PM
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| scary foto! oh its jus me Joined: Jan 2003 Location: << Melbourne Australia >> Posts: 88
| there's stacks of these things! Q: How do you confuse a blonde? A: You don't, they're born that way! :kconf: Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the # 11??? A: She didn't know which 1 came first! :kwhoa: Q: How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? A: Tell her a joke on Wednesday! :ktongue: newayz, that's enough 4 now!
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03-23-2003, 10:13 PM
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| vote for pedro!  Joined: Feb 2003 Location: in a galaxy.... far far away. Posts: 2,696
| I heard it works for some people.. for real. You walk up to blonde and say "How long do you keep a blonde in suspence?" shes says somethin then you walk away.
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03-23-2003, 10:36 PM
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| scary foto! oh its jus me Joined: Jan 2003 Location: << Melbourne Australia >> Posts: 88
| yeah, i no afew ppl that'd work on...
__________________ "Rejoice always, pray without ceasing, in everything give thanks, for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you" - 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18 - -_Bk 2 BaTTLe_- - Tutto ciò che è nato da Dio vince il mondo << if ya curious look up 1John 5:4 ... yes in the Bible ... now go do it ... now>> |
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03-23-2003, 10:44 PM
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| vote for pedro! Joined: Feb 2003 Location: in a galaxy.... far far away. Posts: 2,696
| yep, im a blonde.. and i dont thin kitd work on me.. however.. whats BAD is when someone tells a blonde joke.. and i dont get it.. thats funny.. they dont know that i dont get it though.  heehee. sneaky!
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03-23-2003, 11:06 PM
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| scary foto! oh its jus me Joined: Jan 2003 Location: << Melbourne Australia >> Posts: 88
| Silence is the beat defence!! 
__________________ "Rejoice always, pray without ceasing, in everything give thanks, for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus for you" - 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18 - -_Bk 2 BaTTLe_- - Tutto ciò che è nato da Dio vince il mondo << if ya curious look up 1John 5:4 ... yes in the Bible ... now go do it ... now>> |
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03-24-2003, 01:40 PM
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| o--|=======>  Joined: Jan 2003 Location: The good ol' US of A Posts: 1,463
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Q:How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: I'll tell you tomorrow One guy did that to his blonde sister and she didn't get it. She kept saying "no tell me now!" While her friends were laughing.
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03-24-2003, 01:44 PM
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HAha! ROFL!
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03-24-2003, 03:04 PM
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| vote for pedro! Joined: Feb 2003 Location: in a galaxy.... far far away. Posts: 2,696
| yea THAT was it! your supposed to say tell you tomorrow. so is anyone here blonde?besides myself.
__________________ -kt I have 16? roses so far (thanks keara, galen, weig, thomas, joe, joey, andy, jake, opie, rich, lyle, spudly_spice Brian and Linds, and fudrudler) add your name to the list, support the "give kt a rose" thing. .. ya. and one beer from Pieter Friedrich quote: Hottness, Coolness, Cuteness, Uglyness, it's all an opinion. What are you? |
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03-24-2003, 03:18 PM
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| o--|=======> Joined: Jan 2003 Location: The good ol' US of A Posts: 1,463
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 My little brother and sister are though. I tried that joke on them but it didn't work. 
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03-24-2003, 03:45 PM
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| Me and my brother <3 Joined: Mar 2002 Location: In my Father's will Posts: 2,899
| I'm blond!!!!  but I died my hair this way when it started turning from it's beautiful golden hue to light brown. so I'll prolly end up dying it brown soon.
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03-24-2003, 05:04 PM
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| vote for pedro! Joined: Feb 2003 Location: in a galaxy.... far far away. Posts: 2,696
| you guys are CHEATERS! hee hee. so basically we have a lotta blonde wanna bes huh.
__________________ -kt I have 16? roses so far (thanks keara, galen, weig, thomas, joe, joey, andy, jake, opie, rich, lyle, spudly_spice Brian and Linds, and fudrudler) add your name to the list, support the "give kt a rose" thing. .. ya. and one beer from Pieter Friedrich quote: Hottness, Coolness, Cuteness, Uglyness, it's all an opinion. What are you? |
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03-24-2003, 05:17 PM
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| 36 years is long enough.  Joined: Nov 2002 Location: Deep in the heart of Texas Posts: 1,247
| I'm blonde, but I'm also a guy |
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03-24-2003, 05:39 PM
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| ▓▓▓▓▓▓▓ Joined: Aug 2002 Posts: 6,219
| Brown. 
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