Blonde Jokes

Swanky · 10-16-2002, 08:58 AM

mm... i dunno if i'm THAT desperate..

anjul4him · 10-16-2002, 03:29 PM

lol, thanks, your so kind.

Swanky · 10-16-2002, 03:42 PM

I know!

NathanGrimm · 10-16-2002, 05:22 PM

We'll do anything to make you feel at home.
(even if you try to tell jokes)
How do you kill a blond?
Put a scratch 'n sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.
Nathan

anjul4him · 10-23-2002, 09:38 PM

ok, i know how much you all want me to make up a joke. :kwink: ok, here it is. ill just put two jokes that i know together.

one day, a blonde walked into a store who's logo was; "We have everything in our store. If you can't find it, we give you $5,000!" I'll finish the rest later. :ksmile:

NathanGrimm · 10-23-2002, 11:48 PM

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Originally posted by anjul4him
ok, i know how much you all want me to make up a joke. :kwink: ok, here it is. ill just put two jokes that i know together.

one day, a blonde walked into a store who's logo was; "We have everything in our store. If you can't find it, we give you $5,000!" I'll finish the rest later. :ksmile:

You mean slogan not logo right? that'd be one big logo if it said all that on it.
Nathan

Swanky · 10-24-2002, 08:31 AM

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Originally posted by NathanGrimm
You mean slogan not logo right? that'd be one big logo if it said all that on it.
Nathan

Yeah it would...

Firefly0489 · 10-24-2002, 05:52 PM

okay, i love blonde jokes, so here's all i know!

a russian, an american & a blonde are talking one day.
the russian says "we were first in space"
the american says "we were first on the moon"
the blonde says "so, we're gonna be first to the sun!"
the russian and american laugh, and the russian says,
"you can't land on the sun! you'll burn up!"
so the blonde says, "we're not stupid you know. we're going at night!"

a blonde recently dyed her hair red, and was driving down the road when she saw a shepherd guiding his sheep across the road, when she quickly got an idea.
she stops, and asks the man if she can guess (right) how many sheep he has, can she keep one. puzzled, he says "sure" she guesses 100, and he says "yeah!" and helps her get the sheep into her car. when they're finished, he says, "if i can guess your real hair color, can i have my dog back?"

an executive is interviewing a young blonde for a position in his company, and wants to get to know her personality, so he asks her a question. "if you could have a conversation with someone living or dead, who would it be?" she quickly responds, "the living one!"

q: how do you sink a submarine full of blondes?
a: you knock on the door.

i've heard the one about the mirror, except the one i knew, was the redhead & brunette said they thought they were the prettiest, and they got sucked in, and the blonde said "i think..." and she got sucked in. haha

Swanky · 10-24-2002, 06:48 PM

HA ha.. those are funny... MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE :kyep:

MORE FUNNIES! BLONDES ARE AWESOME :ksmile:

:kyep:

anjul4him · 10-24-2002, 10:25 PM

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Originally posted by NathanGrimm
You mean slogan not logo right? that'd be one big logo if it said all that on it.
Nathan

believe me, im not a blonde. lol. well, i dont want to finish the joke, im too lazy. lol

NathanGrimm · 10-25-2002, 06:16 PM

Only blonds are too lazy to finish jokes.

(i'll bet he just couldn't think of a punchline!)
Nathan

Firefly0489 · 10-25-2002, 07:32 PM

okay, uh....
q:how do you get a blonde to fall out of a tree?
a:you wave!

haha i love that one..um, ok...

ooh ok! not a blonde joke. three guys are stranded on a desert. (one's an aggie) the aggie has a car door, one guy has bread, and one has water. some guy walks up to the guy w/ bread and asks him why he has it. the guy says "if i get hungry i can eat it." the guy then asks the guy w/ the water why he has water. he says "if i get thirsty i can drink it." the guy THEN asks the aggie why he has a car door. he says "if i get hot i can roll the window down."

a blonde is sitted next to a lawyer on a flight from boston to l.a.
she tries to get some sleep but he interrupts her. he says "wanna play a game?" she says no and rolls over to catch some winks. he continues, "i ask you a question, if you get it wrong, you give me $5. you ask me a question, if i get it wrong, i give you $5." not interested, she says no again, and tries to sleep. frustrated, he says, "okay. i'll make it interesting. if you get the question wrong, you give me $5, if i get your question wrong i'll give you $500." this catches her attention, and she says okay.
he asks her "how many miles is it from the earth to the moon?" she gives him $5. "okay your turn." he says. she asks him, "what goes up a hill with 4 legs, and comes down with 5?" he gets on his laptop and emails all his colleagues, and searches the library of congress to no avail. he gives her $500 and she goes to sleep. he taps her shoulder, and says "well! what's the answer?" puzzled, she gives him $5.