Blonde Jokes

Swanky · 10-07-2002, 03:40 PM

They're up there ^
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anjul4him · 10-08-2002, 08:05 PM

ok, ill make up a joke.

Q: What did the blonde cashier say to the man bying Pop-Tarts?

A: Sorry sir, but that box conains explosive material. lol:klol:
hahahahaha!!! get it? POP-Tarts!!!:klol:

anjul4him · 10-08-2002, 08:06 PM

sorry, i know that was lame. lol

Ryan Akers · 10-09-2002, 09:51 PM

A blonde walks into Sears. She walks back to the electronics section, walks up to a tv and a clerk walks up to her. She says "Sir, I'd like to buy this tv." He says, "Sorry ma'am, but we don't sell to blondes." The blonde is discouraged - the next day she comes in with her hair dyed brown. She says, "Sir, I'd like to buy this tv."

"Sorry ma'am, but we don't sell to blondes."

The next day she comes back with her hair green, but again, the same thing happens....

Finally, she shaves her head - "Sir, I'd like to buy this television." Sorry ma'am, but we don't sell to blondes" he replies.

THe blonde says - "How do you know that I am blonde every time...I tried so hard!"

The clerk replies - "Well, ma'am, this isn't a television, this is a microwave...."

:kroll:

anjul4him · 10-10-2002, 03:52 PM

what about my blonde joke?

No body like it? lol. j/k

Frodo · 10-11-2002, 03:12 PM

Oh, sorry, just a second.
WAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! THere, good enuf?

A blond was at a baseball game, watching her home team play. Whenever someone on their team hit a ball, everyone yelled, "RUN RUN!" so the blond decided to join in. THe next time someon hit a ball, he shouted "Run! RUN!" and felt very proud of himself. Another hit, and he was screaming "RUN RUN!" with the best of them. He kept on yelling this until he realized something. Once, a man started to walk to first without hitting the ball, so the blond asked the guy next to him, "'Scuse me sir, why is that man taking a base without hitting the ball?" the guy next to him said, "You idiot, he got walked!" so the blond shrugged and said "Walk with pride man, walk with pride!":kroll:

anjul4him · 10-11-2002, 03:16 PM

i dont want to be the blonde again, but what does it mean to be "walked" in a baseball game? i am no that much of a baseball player. lol

NathanGrimm · 10-11-2002, 07:57 PM

to be walked is when a batter gets four balls. then he gets to go to first base automatically. usually if you get walked you don't run b/c there is no occasion to, hence the term "walk".
coughblondcough
Nathan

Swanky · 10-11-2002, 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by NathanGrimm
to be walked is when a batter gets four balls. then he gets to go to first base automatically. usually if you get walked you don't run b/c there is no occasion to, hence the term "walk".
coughblondcough
Nathan

Hey.. it's not ?her/his? fault she's a natural blond!!!!

J/k :klol:

SoccerAaron · 10-13-2002, 04:10 PM

that was low

anjul4him · 10-13-2002, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Hey.. it's not ?her/his? fault she's a natural blond!!!! J/k :klol:

don't i feel special. and im a "her" lol

Frodo · 10-14-2002, 12:53 PM

We love you anyway, Anjul. Guess what? It took me about twenty million years to figure out a lst 2nd 3rd and 4th downs in Football. Hey, wait. I still can't figure 'em out completely!:kwhoa: