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Old 09-04-2002, 01:18 PM   #31
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Are you blonde?
If you are that might be the problem

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Old 09-30-2002, 12:02 PM   #32
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YES I'M BLOND! ok!!!!!!!!!!! Gimme a stinkin' break! :P

*pant pant* THis is how blond I am. I started to turn into a brunette, and since I'd already made myself a rep, I died me blond again
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Old 10-01-2002, 08:00 PM   #33
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Oh now I see. Gracias. How do people figure stuff like that out? Sheesh.
Forgot you're blond??? AGAIN? :klol: :klol:
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Old 10-01-2002, 08:18 PM   #34
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A blonde walks into an automotive store and walks up to the clerk at the counter. "Can you tell me where I can get a seven ten cap?" "A seven ten cap?" the man replies. The blonde woman takes out a peice of paper and writes it down. "710" she said again. He was of course across the counter while she was writing it and read it aloud...(now write it down and turn it upside down!! )
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Old 10-04-2002, 02:03 PM   #35
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Aha.....it took a while but I got it eventually. And no I'm not blonde. At least I didn't think I was...

Anyway there were these two blondes, one at either side of a raging river. And there was no bridges in sight. So blonde #1 shouts over to blonde #2, "HOW DO YOU GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!" And she replies, "WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, YOU ARE ON THE OTHER SIDE!"

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Old 10-05-2002, 12:51 PM   #36
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There was a blonde who went into a diner and ordered a cup of coffee. It was one of the kind w/ a peel-and-win sticker on the side. So, after drinking her coffee, she peeled it off, and starts yelling out "I won a motor home!!" Well, the waitress comes by wondering what the commotion is about, and the blonde tells here "I won a motor home!" and the waitress says "you coudln't have won a motor home, our biggest prize is a mini van." But the blonde still insisted she won a motor home, so the waitress went and got the store owner, and he came by and wanted to see the sticker, so he read it and it said "Win a bagel." [/B][/QUOTE]

I dont really get this. can you explain it? lol, And i am not a blonde.
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Old 10-05-2002, 01:22 PM   #37
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Winnebago! The motor home.. yeah!
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Old 10-05-2002, 06:28 PM   #38
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Winnebago! The motor home.. yeah! [/QUOTE]

what does that have to do with a bagel?
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Old 10-05-2002, 07:17 PM   #39
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Winn=Win
E=A
Bagol=Bagel

get it?
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Old 10-05-2002, 08:56 PM   #40
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It just SOUNDS like Winnebago... that's all.. are you sure you're not blonde????
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Old 10-06-2002, 02:52 PM   #41
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It just SOUNDS like Winnebago... that's all.. are you sure you're not blonde????
lol, nooooo. BUT, what does Winnebago have to do with a motor home. ok, nevermind, ill just pretend like i got it. lol
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Old 10-06-2002, 02:56 PM   #42
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WINNEBAGO IS THE BRAND/MAKE OF THE MOTOR HOME!!!! LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS....
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Old 10-06-2002, 02:59 PM   #43
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WINNEBAGO IS THE BRAND/MAKE OF THE MOTOR HOME!!!! LOL THIS IS HILARIOUS....
:kshock: you making fun of me. lol, i get it know. i guess im just a little slow. Just a little.
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Old 10-07-2002, 01:11 AM   #44
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just a little
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Old 10-07-2002, 03:35 PM   #45
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Yep, just a little. Anyway, where did all the jokes go?
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