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Old 11-22-2005, 11:40 PM   #31
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Ask them if they have any siblings old enough to go out with.

Ask for their parents address, when they ask why, say, oh no reason.

Hold a stuffed animal out the window, when they come in yell, don't take another step or I'll drop her, when they do, drop it.

Buy them a pet snake, when they take it grab it back and say, your treating it too harshly it needs to be treated gently.

use said snake as an alarm, slide it onto their neck when it's time to wake them up.

Buy a door alarm and when they go to the bathroom put it on the outside handle.

Tie their leg to the bad frame with enough slack to take a step or two.

place an anonymous love note on their pillow, when they ask who wrote it say you don't know.

If they have a small car get a bunch of big guys to carry it onto a porch or something.

when they walk in pick up the phone and say some really rude comment, when they ask who it was tell them it was somebody about a job interview.

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Old 11-23-2005, 10:20 AM   #32
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I can understand that. But yelling at your pet? No thanks.
I came to say that.
Bravo.
Either way, it would be funnier with a stuffed animal

The rest are hillarious tho.
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:31 PM   #33
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I came to say that.
Bravo.
Either way, it would be funnier with a stuffed animal

The rest are hillarious tho.
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Old 11-23-2005, 12:40 PM   #34
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And this is why I will always have a single room.

I think if I tried these on my housemates there would be trouble
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:02 PM   #35
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And this is why I will always have a single room.

I think if I tried these on my housemates there would be trouble
Plan on staying single?
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Old 11-23-2005, 01:08 PM   #36
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hahahaha, I meant, as long as I'm in college
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Old 11-29-2005, 04:10 PM   #37
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wear your shoes to bed everynight

TP your dorm room

Sign your roommate up for the cheerleading squad

Sing LOUDLY in the shower

Fill the shower with toliet paper and shaving cream

Leave your pajamas in bed, breakfast on the table, go take a shower and walk into the room, start panicing that you are missing, the rapture has happened!

Randomly draw on your roommate while they're sleeping
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Old 12-02-2005, 11:52 AM   #38
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Lol wow This thread should be called "Ways to Get Your Roomate to Turn You In to the Happy Valley Insane Assylum"
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Old 12-04-2005, 04:15 PM   #39
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Old 12-05-2005, 02:41 PM   #40
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Thats pretty good.
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Sortakinda already mentioned that one. Or ewre you saying you really enjoyed it?
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Old 08-27-2007, 11:36 PM   #42
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Erm... Resurrection much?
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Erm... Resurrection much?
Yeah, this is a bit dated, dontcha think?
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