11-22-2005, 11:40 PM
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#31 | | eats beef.
Joined: Aug 2005 Location: out in the lonely wastes of time. Posts: 510
| Ask them if they have any siblings old enough to go out with.
Ask for their parents address, when they ask why, say, oh no reason.
Hold a stuffed animal out the window, when they come in yell, don't take another step or I'll drop her, when they do, drop it.
Buy them a pet snake, when they take it grab it back and say, your treating it too harshly it needs to be treated gently.
use said snake as an alarm, slide it onto their neck when it's time to wake them up.
Buy a door alarm and when they go to the bathroom put it on the outside handle.
Tie their leg to the bad frame with enough slack to take a step or two.
place an anonymous love note on their pillow, when they ask who wrote it say you don't know.
If they have a small car get a bunch of big guys to carry it onto a porch or something.
when they walk in pick up the phone and say some really rude comment, when they ask who it was tell them it was somebody about a job interview. |
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11-23-2005, 10:20 AM
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#32 | | heeeey brother
Joined: Jan 2004 Location: Winnipeg Posts: 5,395
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Originally Posted by Godslilrosebud I can understand that. But yelling at your pet? No thanks. | I came to say that.
Bravo.
Either way, it would be funnier with a stuffed animal
The rest are hillarious tho. |
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11-23-2005, 12:31 PM
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#33 | | Oh, piffle.
Joined: Sep 2005 Posts: 3,795
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Originally Posted by Micahbell I came to say that.
Bravo.
Either way, it would be funnier with a stuffed animal
The rest are hillarious tho. | *curtesys* Thanks, Micah. |
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11-23-2005, 12:40 PM
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#34 | | transubstantiate life
Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 9,734
| And this is why I will always have a single room.
I think if I tried these on my housemates there would be trouble
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11-23-2005, 01:02 PM
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#35 | | Bulldogge Administrator
Joined: Jun 2001 Location: Beaverton, Or Posts: 37,293
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Originally Posted by SCCHarpGirl And this is why I will always have a single room.
I think if I tried these on my housemates there would be trouble  | Plan on staying single?
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11-23-2005, 01:08 PM
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#36 | | transubstantiate life
Joined: Sep 2001 Location: Denver, CO Posts: 9,734
| hahahaha, I meant, as long as I'm in college
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11-29-2005, 04:10 PM
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#37 | | Unique and loving it!
Joined: Jun 2005 Location: ItsNotWhereILiveNowThatCounts Posts: 816
| wear your shoes to bed everynight
TP your dorm room
Sign your roommate up for the cheerleading squad
Sing LOUDLY in the shower
Fill the shower with toliet paper and shaving cream
Leave your pajamas in bed, breakfast on the table, go take a shower and walk into the room, start panicing that you are missing, the rapture has happened!
Randomly draw on your roommate while they're sleeping |
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12-02-2005, 11:52 AM
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#38 | | Banned
Joined: Jun 2005 Location: Gilbert Arizona (next to Dave) Posts: 2,898
| Lol wow  This thread should be called "Ways to Get Your Roomate to Turn You In to the Happy Valley Insane Assylum" |
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12-04-2005, 04:15 PM
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#39 | | Arnold Palmers FTW
Joined: Feb 2005 Location: Anderson, IN Posts: 3,821
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Guitars-Fender FSR Telecaster, Epiphone Les Paul
Pedals--SBN OMB Drive, SBN Triforce Fuzz, SBN BDAB, Danelectro TODv1, Danelectro CoolCat Tremolo, Danelectro PB&J, Marshall Echo-Head
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12-05-2005, 02:41 PM
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#40 | | Just said something
Joined: Aug 2005 Location: Between nowhere & everywhere Posts: 1,719
| Thats pretty good. |
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08-27-2007, 11:18 PM
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#41 | | Registered User
Joined: Aug 2002 Location: Paxton, Illinois Posts: 141
| 5 years later.... Quote:
Originally Posted by Mike Graham Sortakinda already mentioned that one. Or ewre you saying you really enjoyed it? |
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08-27-2007, 11:36 PM
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#42 | | High Five!
Joined: Nov 2005 Location: Here Posts: 9,609
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Originally Posted by profishmc | Erm... Resurrection much? |
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08-28-2007, 07:52 AM
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#43 | | Deadly Horses Authorized | Quote:
Originally Posted by DaGeek Erm... Resurrection much? | Yeah, this is a bit dated, dontcha think? |
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