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Old 08-02-2001, 08:22 AM   #1
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What? (Part III)
So there's this lady and a guy on an airplane somewhere over the earth, you know, like the usual airplane. The pilot had the no smoking sign turned off, so the guy was smoking this huge cigar puffing smoke all over the place and the lady had a parrot on her shoulder that was really annoying, you know the type that repeat everything you say (you know, the type that repeat everything you say).

So anyways, the lady was getting annoyed by the smoke coming from this guy, so she asked him politely "Could you please put out that cigar, I'm having trouble breathing." (ACK! Having trouble breathing, ACK! - the parrot squacked)
The guy then replied with this "Shush your parrot first and I will put out my cigar."

The lady was mad. So she said "If you don't put out that cigar, I'm throwing it out the window!" (ACK, out the window, ACK)

The guy retorted "If you don't shush that parrot it's going out the window!"

They sat in silence for a while until he puffed a huge blob of smoke towards her. She got ticked and chucked the cigar out the window. So he grabbed the parrot and threw it out the window.

They sat in silence for a while, and then the guy looked out the window and asked "Hey, what's that...?"

It was a parrot, and it was holding a BRICK!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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Old 08-02-2001, 10:22 AM   #2
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HAHAHAHA! That was great!!!......i just love dumb jokes!lol
is there a part 4?
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Old 08-02-2001, 11:02 AM   #3
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youre hysterical!!!!! *falls over laughing* :-)
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Old 08-02-2001, 12:23 PM   #4
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i dont get it, someone explain
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see, the What part 2 makes no sense without part 3. You're expecting the parrot to have the cigar, but it's a brick. hehehe. I love that joke. I've heard it before with a poodle in a train. -Ryanne
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I get it. My big Secret Agent brain has to much on it to have figured it out.

LOL, That is too funny Timio.

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Old 08-02-2001, 01:07 PM   #7
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Wow, I don't know how you come up with all these, Timio
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once again, timio, you amaze me. keep em coming



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Old 08-02-2001, 08:50 PM   #10
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I will, don't you worry.... Teehehehehee.

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SOMEONE EXPLAIN!!! i dont understand!
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Old 08-04-2001, 08:21 PM   #13
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Old 08-04-2001, 09:58 PM   #14
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thanks man. It's comments like these that make it all worthwhile, you know what I'm getting at?

Thanks for the encouragement. Here's some back at Y'all.

ENCOURAGEMENT!!!!

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