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Old 02-22-2003, 09:09 PM   #1
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corniest movie lines...
okay, we've got our favorite movie quotes, but what are some that just make you cringe?

Mine would have to be the one that Wesley Snipes said in Passenger 57 when talking to the terrorist. The scene played as follows...


"Say Raine, you ever played Roulette"?

"Yes"

"Well let me give you some advice. Always bet on black".


so laughably stupid

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Old 02-22-2003, 09:17 PM   #2
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A Walk to Remember -

"Landon... I'm sick."
"I'll take you home, you'll be better tomorrow"

That whole part makes me cringe.
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Old 02-22-2003, 10:43 PM   #4
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Old 02-22-2003, 11:12 PM   #5
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frog=toad, and he never answers her
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frog=toad, and he never answers her
Yeah, but that doesn't make the line any less corny or crappy for that matter.
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Old 02-23-2003, 01:02 AM   #7
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frog=toad, and he never answers her
I know not everyone is a computer programmer here, but as mod, I'm going to have to ask that people be able to differentiate between "==" as the boolean statement and "=" as the assignment operator.

So Art, what you meant to say was "frog==toad"

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Old 02-23-2003, 12:44 PM   #8
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Leah: "I'd just as soon kiss a wookie."
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Old 02-23-2003, 07:23 PM   #9
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Leah: "I'd just as soon kiss a wookie."
Han: "I can arrange that!"

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Hey that's a classic

Now what's really corney is the lines from EP1 + 2, and the names. Count Dooku? Droid Dekas? Naboo? Whatever.
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Hey that's a classic

Now what's really corney is the lines from EP1 + 2, and the names. Count Dooku? Droid Dekas? Naboo? Whatever.
Don't forget the Cloners from Camino. I just can't help but think of the best redneck car of all time when I hear that.
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Old 02-23-2003, 08:31 PM   #11
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frog=toad, and he never answers her
I figured that I was going to butcher it, but I didn't feel like watching the movie again, just for that line. Good call!
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Old 02-24-2003, 12:20 AM   #12
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Oh wait, rockin4theking's avatar reminded me of a good one:

"This party's over" - Mace Windu (Sam Jackson). And just about every Mace Windu line. Well, just about every line in the SW prequels, actually.
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I think they should scrap the Ep 3 script and let Tarrantino write it
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Face it, it was cool the first time he said it, maybe even the second, but every movie??!!! C'mon Schwarzenpooper!
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