The WORST movies of all time.

Nathanael · 02-11-2003, 07:13 PM

There are far more stinkers out there than jewels, and I'm talking about more than just Space 1999 or Plan 9 From Outer Space. I'm talking about Steven Segal and his cheezy action friends, flunky Saturday Night Live losers, and boring drama queens. So tell me, what are some of the worst movies ever in your opinion? Once that you wished Tom Servo, Crow and Joel(or Mike, depending on what kind of fan you are) had gotten ahold of?

Two newer films I'm going to say are

Batman Forever

The Master of Disguises

Zooropa · 02-11-2003, 07:47 PM

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Originally posted by JrnymnNate
flunky Saturday Night Live losers

I get so tired of people here at college looking at me cross-eyed when I say I don't like movies like "Corky Romano" and "Joe Dirt". I try to explain why, but they just don't get it.

I'm not sure about all time, but the worst movie I saw in 2002 was "Men In Black II"

barefooter · 02-11-2003, 09:32 PM

I maintain that Captain Corelli's Mandolin was the worst film that I saw in 2002, and will probably tide over 2003.

RJ1 · 02-11-2003, 09:41 PM

hmmmmmmm........They....that movie sucked.......The Ring.........ill think of more later

**Sean** · 02-11-2003, 09:52 PM

Batman and Robin was 8 times worse than Batman Forever

RJ1 your signature is way too big.

**Athanasius** · 02-11-2003, 10:00 PM

Y'all obviously haven't spent much time with the following flicks..

Forget Paris
Topsy-Turvy
Road to Wellville
Omega Code
Extreme Days
Thief in the Night
Left Behind
Plunkett & MacLeane
The Dinner Party
Titanic

...just to *start* a list.

benj · 02-11-2003, 10:48 PM

What was that movie with the old man old the riding lawn mower who went on this long ride on his lawn mower and eventually died, I guess? It was from the last 5-10 years and the old man got an Oscar nomination. This movie sucked. It was awful.

YamahaFG180 · 02-11-2003, 11:11 PM

I haven't seen many movies, and that is why my list will be a bit short. I know there are many, many horrible movies; I try to avoid watching them.

The bad ones I've seen that come to mind are
Bridget Jones's Diary
Simply Irresistable
The Horse Whisperer

Danny · 02-11-2003, 11:36 PM

Men In Black II sucked pretty bad. There was a movie I saw on TV a while ago, I think it was called "Very Bad Things"... Daniel Stern was in it, playing the part of a Jewish guy... that was one of the most disturbing movies I've ever seen... what's more disturbing is that it was intended to be a comedy.

Spider-Man, although I liked it the first time around, just annoys the crap out of me to watch it again...

You've Got Mail is possibly the most pitifully boring movie I've ever seen in my life...

I'll post more as they come to me.

**Sean** · 02-12-2003, 02:48 AM

I really can't say. I love movies too much. I might be able to come up with a list of movies I was disappointed in, but I wouldn't say that they were the worst movie ever. I just love my movies. All of my movies.

RJ1 Shrink Your Signature

***Art*** · 02-12-2003, 02:53 AM

Jonathan - Forget Paris doesn't suck, it just caters to a way too specific crowd.

Movies that suck...

Any Disney sequel other than Toy Story 2
The Mummy
Friday
Not Another Teen Movie
Left Behind
Corky Ramano
Superstar
Little Nicky
Of Love and War
Me, Myself & Irene
The Mexican

Nathanael · 02-12-2003, 07:38 AM

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Originally posted by benj
What was that movie with the old man old the riding lawn mower who went on this long ride on his lawn mower and eventually died, I guess? It was from the last 5-10 years and the old man got an Oscar nomination. This movie sucked. It was awful.

Oh jeez I remember that one. I forgot its name but Richard Farnsworth was the lead. That was the most drowsy movie ever.
EDIT- looked it up; it was The Straight Story. I watched it because Paul Harvey said it was the best thing since sliced bread. I stoped listening to Paul Harvey after that.

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Batman and Robin was 8 times worse than Batman Forever

Actualy, that's the one I was thinking of, but they both suck anyway.

2 more... my mind is still running slow.
Demolition Man
Blown Away

benj · 02-12-2003, 07:57 AM

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Originally posted by JrnymnNate
Oh jeez I remember that one. I forgot its name but Richard Farnsworth was the lead. That was the most drowsy movie ever.
EDIT- looked it up; it was The Straight Story.

Ah, yes! That was it. Maybe I missed something, but it was just a terribly dull and predictable movie. But everyone seemed to loved it. I mean, the guy was up for an Oscar, for crying out loud!

Nathanael · 02-12-2003, 08:16 AM

I couldn't figure out what was so great about it either. Dull is the perfect word for it.

Maybe they were trying to make the old guy happy - he died shortly after the film was made. Or released or something. I'll bet it was a in his memory thing.

imclayinaz · 02-12-2003, 10:04 AM

Beastmaster 2: Through The Portals of Time.

Don't ask me why I even went to the theater to see that one.

Interview With A Vampire.