[Athanasius]

Application to be a Browns Fan
Time Limit: 3 weeks

What language is spoken in France?

Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions. Or, give the first name of Tom Landry.

Would you ask William Shakespeare to
(a) build a bridge
(b) sail the ocean
(c) lead an army or
(d) * WRITE A PLAY *

What religion is the Pope?
(a) Jewish
(b) Catholic
(c) Hindu
(d) Polish
(e) Agnostic
(check only one)

Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters?

What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5? Give or take 12 hours.

How many commandments was Moses given?
(approximately)

What are people in America's far north called?
(a) Westerners
(b) Southerners
(c) Northerners

Spell -- Bush, Carter and Clinton

Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.

Where does rain come from?
(a) Macy's
(b) a 7-11
(c) Canada
(d) the sky

Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
(a) yes
(b) no

What are coat hangers used for?

The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?

Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium.
Or, spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.

Where is the basement in a three story building located?

Which part of America produces the most oranges?
(a) New York
(b) Florida
(c) Canada
(d) North Dakota

Advanced math. If you have three apples how many apples do you have?

What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?

What is the Cleveland Browns' Credo of Sportsmanship?
(a) If you can't win be a Cry Baby
(b) If you can't win make a sour puss face.
(c) If you can't win throw your hat in the dirt
(d) If you can't win blame it on your players
(e) If you can't win, LIE about the other team
(F) If you can't win say the other team cheated

*You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify.

[Art]

Hmm... plenty of Cleveland bashing here... humorous, but not necessary.

[SoccerAaron]

Aaron say it wasn't him.
*points finger at John*
It was him Arthur! *hehe*


*ducks and runs*

[Art]

Okay, enough of this already.